Mr. Jingles School of dance

I feel like my neck is this close to having whiplash, or it’s just tight and stiff. I rehearsed from 11am to 6, so did Jasmine cos red Velvet showed up when Bunny had to leave for work and we rehearsed some more. We are driven mad from the song but we put together the cutest of dances I can’t wait! Downloading mystery camera shots now as I make coffee. Happy Manic Monday!

Didn’t get to go out and enjoy yesterday’s beautiful sunny day weather at all I hope it’s nice next weekend to make up for it. OOH it’s gorgeous out now, second chance!

I’ve been so busy lately can’t keep ma head straight. Good thing I guess.

Gill and I are old friends fast becoming new friends again I love it.

I really wanted that LV purse but bet it tasted like crap. It’s just for show. LIKE YOUR FACE!

I’ve been bringing “YOUR FACE!” back for awhile now. I am nostalgic like that.

Hahahhaa.

I’ve a hilarious story involving this tiger cat Sandy here. It’s always a hoot running into people I know with colleague. They’re like, Raymi? WTF??? click click click click! mug mug mug for the camera and peace!

By-passing a mega-line for beer this is how I did it: Hey I have a very important client to meet over on the other side of the building so I can’t wait can I just get a can off of you? Works every time. Every time I have a newer ridiculous lie to get what I want. You’d think if I had an actual important meeting to get to I wouldn’t be grabbing a roadie for it. WRONG! Those are the instances when drinking is most necessary. I had just come from the fashion tents where I was plied with drink tickets for being fabulous. I nursed this beer.

I see Julio. HI!

Lauren blew her eyeballs out from puking or something I forgot but it was very hardcore, luckily people wear sunglasses inside at fashion week so it was no matter. Her pants are amazing.

Fabulous Julio. We had a blast together, I made up something snarky about every single try-hard in sight and I know he is jonesing for more.

At first we were not enjoying ourselves. Fashion week puts me on edge, all the posturing and staring and I said to teacher if we fight here people WILL KNOW AND SEE and sure enough a couple emails and comments of I spy Raymi, but nothing bad. Once Teacher ran in to some fashion guys he knows it made me respect him more as the playing field became more level and the Peroni was working by then.

Nothing like an open bar that looks like star trek.

Register over there with our swedish blow up doll. Be careful she bites.

The big one is a door stop from my aunt from Bata shoe museum, lovely.

Post Shoeless dinner couch surfing sustenance spree. We were so busy having a photo shoot in here we forgot to buy chips. When my eyebrows are tinted it makes me look a little more tired, also, the tired makes me look tired but I don’t look as tired as I could, i dunno. I don’t like to give in to shades and hide behind them because they’re a temporary solution and I showed you this image larger to show that I don’t look so bad for my lifestyle and age.

Smaller and we just could have gotten on with it. Meh it’s my blog and I can do as I please. Certain troll hag ladies bash me and say I look really really haggard so I think you should look in the mirror yourself and hold this photo up next to it the next time you decide to light it up on MY looks. I’m also not wearing under-eye liner to make my eyes pop like I normally do which also distracts from moonbeams simultaneously, all women know that trick.

Keepin’ it gangsta in this ghetto bathroom.

My Friend aka grey cat aka newest name bequeathed by me is LITTLE MOTHER.

When walking the dog I multi-task. That stuff was expensive.

Anne Geddes level cheese. Ok one more.

And now I will make coffee. Feels good to get those out of my blog cycle holding cell hell.