girls are the new boys
Hands down the most interesting of socials experiments of all the stupid things I have done. That’s Raegan, she got more attention than my Captain Kangaroo get-up I KNOW right? Everyone came up to her asking the same thing, I like your hat is that a camera? No, it’s a banana Einstein. Hahaa. I was on fumes from Nuit Blanche so obvi got loaded in seconds and we enforced a rule off the bat that Raegan would match me drink for drink. Funny right? So you have me, your hero, on camera and then a second party looking down into their goblet POV-style. Can’t wait to see the footage, it sounds under-water because of the case (it was raining) on it. I am going to take it to Portishead and do a spiral launch in to the mosh pit. Just kidding. Ok these are just my blackberry shots of all the crap I’ve been up to since the beginning of the week. Felt like an 8 day work week for me.
I look awful posh though no? Sorry for burning your boxes for empties black oak (I’ve seen their brewery before, it’s across the street from a jail. I laugh at the idea of a guy breaking out and then in to a brewery).
Don’t worry I have lots of experience with pyromania. Have you got 5 hours? Ooh look we’re being photographed by that guy. Media everywhere and bloggers but like, elitist eccentrics. Chef royalty, celebs, what a freak show. Such a good day.
One part of ONE hall. It was packed to the tits. Remember I gave you a tour of the Brickworks before? And I climbed that thing? Same place.
My jacket was a hit. I always dress setting-appropriate and this jacket is worth more than my life, so… It goes with my legally blonde delusions of grandeur. The hat is from Fabulous Valency her hubby is an air force pilot and his crew (platoon, fleet? I dunno) were in Transformers, the first one, in the beginning they chopper in to the desert blabbity blah transformers show up cue explosions. I told this story fifteen times or so thanks to wearing an air force hat and I am soon to own another one thanks to Harth Air uniforms. Ps. do you think Megan Fox should have been canned for her Nazi remark?
I was in the bath, somehow my nail polishes are scattered to fro and sunder so we came up with silver and purple and it seemed like a good idea coming out of the art crawl zany dress-up of the night prior. It’s not a brickworks tour unless I am sleep deprived and hungover yah. Mom don’t start.
Nothing like a hot bath. What is it with crazy girls and baths?
McDonald’s won out over a wrap. I wanted poutine. Line-up no way.
Side stage left was where all the cool kids hung out, the musicians. I was shy. I came I sang I conquered I split. The spirit of Kurt was in me.
Oh my god can you imagine if one of those things popped? Nightmare.
My phone click made a noise when I took this. Was embarrassing. People need to loosen up though, it felt a bit tense. Seeing seas of hating me faces (my perceived) and loving me faces, I was on autopilot and guess what all my methods I have put to practise and they are tried and true. Some competition in the room, I’m sorry lady (a certain panelist didn’t want to meet me) but you may be a notable via your tv start proper but I earned my way here via this very thing that this fucking panel is about (I haven’t had a swear word on my blog in weeks til now thanks by the way, to you) so maybe you should ALL listen to me. I got here by working twice as hard as you, with substance, honesty and integrity, I didn’t have a media pr start and leave out of that with contacts and kiss-ass suck-ups throwing me media bones and I DON’T backstab and throw people under buses I RECEIVE THAT INSTEAD. By the end of my panel I was finally heated enough to cut off a long and boring droner of a woman who was only there to talk about herself like everybody else always is at panels, I can’t remember but it was something like needing more buzz and then all the “professionals” chimed in and listed some indecipherable “strategies” based on bullshit so I interrupted and said YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT UP, WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, CHANGE IT. You want buzz? MAKE buzz. I’ll save all this for my post with my shots from the conference, which was a totally great time, experience, and success. Love ya Donna!
GTG BRB.
Individuals focus on the one who hates them instead of the ones who love em. Human nature.
But its a waste of time and energy because its the hater who’s usually the least edgy and boring to tears & ad nauseum.
Try and remember this about your next hater.
And what really helps the most is when you finally get to the point in life where you know it doesn’t matter if you are disliked by some people. You don’t have to please everyone and be known as “nice”. How bland is that?
The ones who love you matter and the ones who don’t, don’t matter.
love the vids!
Love your coat, your looking awesome as usual! I saw a knock off blazer like that at H&M, thought of you, do you suppose you are their muse?
Also, Megan Fox definitely should not have been fired, give her a break. Also, if you saw the new Transformers, the new chick is too much, and she reminds me of a Velociraptor….
Megan Fox didn’t get canned over a Nazi remark. She got canned for publicly calling Michael Bay an asshole in interviews, and then giggling and gloating over how they can do anything about it.*
* It is entirely possible that I am out to lunch on this matter, as I am not tapped in to the celebrity gossip world.
not she called him a nazi and that he was dictator like hitler the way he was on set, something like that.
it wasnt until i went to holt for that shopping spree did i clue in that h&m, UO and f21 knock off designers so hardcore. i owned like ten cheap versions of stuff that was like $500 at holts. not this smythe blazer though, that’s my marge simpson chanel moment hahaha and im def the first person in town to have anything like it.