Submit your creepiest email to Raymitheminx!

For me to read during a comedy stand-up set otherwise I’ll just have to make up my own or comb my email and I am already busier than Moses right meow. Come on Little Raymis, you know you’ve been dying to tell me how much you want to smell, eat, or be my hair lately. HA.

RAYMI@RAYMITHEMINX.COM

Be commemorated forever and the winner can request a coveted Raymi treasure of their choosing.

Ew I am already getting creeped out pre-maturely, thank you for that!

XO Your brave and loyal hero, Raymbo.

(It doesn’t necessarily have to be creepy, you’re the designer though, the power is in your hands. It can be a love sonnet about me, stuff about why I am so great, the usual).

I think I will be a great stand-up comedian. I have so much more content to work with than the regular SO I WAS STRIKING OUT WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT or MY WIFE SAYS.. or SO THE FLIGHT FROM BOSTON blabbity blaaaaah. Mine’s all, DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME TRACK DOWN THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE WEIRD GREEN PLASTIC FAKE GRASS IN SUSHI CONTAINERS COS I AM TIRED OF PONDERING THIS PHENOMENA and SO APPARENTLY WHEN I PUNCHED MY BROTHER IN THE HEAD IT DIDN’T AT ALL HURT HIM COS HIS HEAD IS REALLY HARD AND HE’S TAKEN ENOUGH PUNCHES ALREADY BEFORE AND IT WAS LIKE TINKERBELL CRUMBLING HER ARM INTO SWISS CHEESE I DUNNO and THE THING ABOUT THE INTERNET IS IT’S RUN BY NERDS TRYING TO BE COOL AND YOU HAVE TO SPEND EXTRA TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY SOMEONE SAID THAT THING TO YOU AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT THEY ARE 4 FEET TALL ACTUALLY AND SMELL WICKED BAD THANKS TO TWITTER PARTIES.