punk dancing for self defence

We were having a belt buckle battle.

I think mine wins.

Hahah omg. Couldn’t even wait a sec before the close up, check the gooey cheese over there on my side plate. It wasn’t pretty.

Because it was beautiful. Ordering it was funny, hi, we’ll have the sweet potato fries poutine, except not sweet potato fries, and no beef, plus a side of sour cream (which never came, though I asked THREE TIMES!) but no complaints cos the sun was shining.

I kept forgetting I was wearing this cowboy hat (thanks alison!) but it was the perfect charmer at the caddy. I think it intimidated our servers, they divided to conquer us and ended up screwing up lots. I wasn’t even mean at all (never am).

Do you want to talk about my hip bones?

ok fine, maybe later then. omg so busy gahhhhhhhhhh explode explode!

adorable cheese. life is short.

I am writing burlesque notes for my several upcoming shows. I’d like to do a photoshoot soon too with Jasmine Valentine. Just you wait for what I am cooking up. First, we were promoted to saturday on HALLOWEEKEND now (I made that word up last night) so the date has changed to OCTOBER 29. We will open the show to this song:

I am loling to this now. I know the entire film, every word, lyric. I was a nerd at one point.

bewb watch.

Pear mojitos, skinny. Pearjitos. I am trying to get kate moss tiny. My stress mania is helping in spades.

You know I am a genius, right?

SO much so that I got us mad ballerz a vip sushi drop in. Mad ‘spect Umami. I was just talking about how I would so totally entertain in a teahouse like memoirs of a geisha. Put it on the to do list before 30 thank you. Maybe I’ll do a dance to gorillaz white flag. I think we had decided that I would. I also have a ninja costume. PERFECT!

And then we can copy kim cattrall sex and the city movie sequel (trying to track down that post when I saw it in theatre with meredith and all of toronto’s female media, it was so fun) waiting on valentine’s day all night long for her boyfriend with sushi all over her naked body.

Next up, Arlene and I discuss mole people and ecosystems. I love getting involved with sustainability modern new agey do gooder stuff makes me feel good. More people should do it. Turns out, they are! Love this inspiring slogan:

Inspired by the Past, Motivated by the Future.

I will also be telling you all about a mega party with ANDY MILONAKIS!!! I am getting involved with to take a break from all that charity. (PLEASE DONATE TO MY CN TOWER TEAMMATE I’M THE AMBASSADOR FOR/ALONG WITH!) At the moment I am trying to do thrice the work in half the time and it is making me a billion per cent lethal. I need to go for a run before I go bananas.

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