I am in paradise in the mind

Hehehh next time when I am not too busy paying extreme and utter business attention I will draw a better ‘stache. A hitler one. DUH! No wait, for all that Movember crap do any dudes do that?

Be my dumpling.

So delish.

Toronto’s not so bad eh.

WANT.

I like the colour of my eyebrows right now.

Stew was all, Raymi, you may have something here with this bear thing. Uh duh.

I am clearly animal. Covered in platinum hair. Hahaehh. That’s the petit scandinavian lineage.

Kawaii super.

This conceited moment is courtesy of a phenom hair day. The tresses are getting longer. The longer the hair, the more power I have like the King of the Sea of all the mermaids.

Goth missionaries. Something out of Tim Burton. Hi we are from the Church of Satan. Colleague and I stared at them, they stared back. The skinny guy had black patches over his Emo grayscale tweed blazer and he was reading verses. Our car burst into flames aagggh. MISSIONSCARIES!

I have thick french eyebrows. They are painted gold now. I am the Scissor sisters tour outfit model-incarnate.

Streaming Survivor last night. How I am so built for that show. I would marry an american so I could get on it. I’m very scrappy and limber and insane I could so do all of the puzzles and challenges, eat the weird stuff, the social game, the mind f-ing. Someday.

Dynasty moment with my old buddy Sean Ward and a VIP Sushi Delivery. Damn I so gangster. Thanks Umami Sushi!

Went for a rasta run at some point. One of the things I will be missing most of all thanks to so long summer. Boo. Ok Friday Night lights lets do it right! Gonna watch Jersey Shore cannot wait, our friends! (we watch it when it’s online at our own leisure). Big Brother were my old friends til they died off one by one, but now we have new ones in Survivor. Omg I am so common I dig it. I greatly relate and identify with reality television and am so envious of Jeff Probst’s life now that I have wanderlust in travel, exile, and tropics. I am in paradise in the mind when I watch anything blue ocean or palm tree-related. Watching Jersey Shore feels like a vacation too. Can’t wait to branch out to European hot spots sometime.

Kay have a great evening,

xoxo