How’s a glass of ROOFTOPiA?

Here’s some photos I uploaded a few days ago, in-between several other things then something shiny no doubt took my attention away and off I went to attend to whatever that was. I have major Toronto Syndrome right now. I like invented illnesses to blame my shit on, v helpful. Anywhoo, here’s the roof I’ve not been taking advantage of all summer long except for right now cos we’re facing the music and we don’t like this song. boo.

I picture myself in a month from now’s time sobbing over coffee at these.

Thanks to the neighbours being so private we get the tips of their privacy wicker branch things that look like beach grass. Thanks snobs!

We have a record of five flowers on this hibiscus, those plants are lasters, days without watering and they still truck on. If the cats won’t chew them up and barf heavy metal all over the house maybe we’ll take them in for the winter.

With the white umbrella open it lends a beachy/nautical vibe with the wind whipping it gently like a sail. I sigh so much I faint into my lounger and then take a siesta.

It’s a grand view, lots to take in.

Heidi came up the other day and was blown away, hadn’t seen it all summer, was like you just upped the value of this place by… before it was a pile of junk, literally. Took Raymbo Martha Stewart Bright to get it going. It’s very resort now. Parkdale Cove.

Teacher added lights while I was in Miami. Omg That was ages ago :(.

I avoid the rood because I cannot work up there, the glare of the sun on the screen plus lying down just makes you take too many breaks. Don’t worry, I will have guilt about this come winter. Already do. Already did when summer started. I like to take my time indoors. It’s a bad habit but if I didn’t do it you wouldn’t have this blog to read.

Look it’s my niece!

And me! Enjoying the roof! EVIDENCE.

LOOK! I am brushing my hair. EVIDENCE. WAIT’LL YOU SEE IT NOW, Oops yelling, glamourous and long.

Ever notice how mismatched socks can match? The pink checked one is missing its brother.

Jerk chicken (obviously) and salad that I sprayed with truffle oil. I really am fantastic. It’s true.

EVIDENCE. If one has minions…

Rooftopia bleeds into chicktopia.

One girl in my comments said I have turned her into a monster and she likes it. She does DIY minxes. I’m going to gather every minx manicure I’ve had and do a post on that. Nail p0rn for girl post.

These glasses always make me laugh. They’re from aldo, got them for a summer clearance, orig $30 or something ridic but I got them for $2 and they’re meant for dudes. They are the epitome of sun jammer summer.

Hailey is a hipster.

And I think she made off with my hello kitty ring too. I’m telling Nana! She was wearing the same shade of Justin Bieber blue nail polish that I have. Do you know how many bottles of that crap I’ve sold, oy vey.

She rifled through Aunt Raymi’s shoes. Oh man, I can just see it now.

So the tickle trunk has moved, it’s kinda funny. I have my own crazy lady room like steph’s, what did I call her room again? The time out room? (I think crazy woman room). I’ve been calling it my boudoir.

It’s exactly the same except the couch is downstairs, now with cat barf stains all over it. NICE thanks guys!

Getting ready for a turbobabe run. Look for me when you’re on the drake’s patio, I’m the one who looks like the psycho cop from Terminator II that’s the clip I run at. One day my heart will explode out of my chest and it will be magnificent. My shoes are dirty from climbing a mountain. Hi I’m Raymi and I climb mountains.

Cleaning house. Dirt should just be scared of me period. Look at that. Terrifying.

gahahahahhahahahaha bye!