donatin’ ma crap

good luck deciphering this.

omg so windy and this bag is full of stuff despite dismal appearances. i have a lot more to get rid of too and will be doing so. also a select few items i’ll be saving for little raymis to fight over.

it was heavy too.

i wonder if people thought these were my clothes for a shoot or something as the bag is transparent, not ordinary donation garbage bags? which would mean why did she choose all of that weird crap to use? ah i think too much.

i liked those shoes. mesmerizing.

that shrug used to be jen‘s i believe, from her garage sale where i bartended the lemonade vodka stand and we got trashed and went on a parade around queen west to get more customers. we made jokes about how i forgot to donate it with the rest of my stuff cos it’s a bit seasoned. pretty much every sweater i own looks like shit, they live in my antique dresser drawer, the bottom which i rarely open (i should get cedar balls), white paint wood slivers embed themselves within each one, probably termites too and now my head feels itchy. luckily a big portion of my style is northern rustic so it works for me.

does this make you feel like you are donating too?

thanks courtney for the tip.

this is getting tedious but i haz a vision. i want you to flip down really fast to see if i look like a film reel. i mean if you have the time to i don’t want to bug ya or anything you’re probably really busy, like, sorry for asking.

omg so close almost there.

good thing we didn’t add books like he wanted to CLOTHING ONLY.

i made a cerebral ballzy reference. just the one and it fell flat as it should have cos he doesn’t know the band, and there’s that politically incorrect thing which i call bullshit on (life is too serious to be taken seriously). i just know their name, i bet their music is quite melodic and classical hahahaa.

so little raymi pervs you know where to go to get my old bikini. it’s clean. i think. hopefully. whatever. alicia gets rid of lingerie and bathing suits too, why should it go to waste, it’s good quality and not like you wear it like underwear anyway.

it was like mailing a letter. i can’t finish that metaphor.

look how pleased i am with myself. what a giant asshole.

and just like a mailbox meme i had to double check that it went in right even though it did as it has no other choice but to. how much do you hyper panic about your special letter magically flying away out of the mail slot cos you obviously will fuck it up somehow like only your mail is jinxed. big brother time! pumped!!! i love my reality show friends. we watch it when it’s streamed online so we don’t have to wait around like full on geeks at 8pm. we get a good buzz on then trash on it like cool people at 11 or shortly thereafter. bye now. you’re goin’ down rachel!