When Belle left the Beast she went blonde, you didn’t know?

dress from steph. f21. it’s ridiculous. i cannot at all picture her in this hahaha.

wait’ll you see the little black number from le chateau she also gave me. total xmas party cocktail dress. black. TEENY! awesome. my cougar transformation is expediting.

i am a golden cupcake. in your head when you wear poofy puffy things you feel like a meringue or andie macdowell shitting on someone drily. the chick who plays scarlette in four weddings and a funeral died not too long ago eh. sad. one of my top ten fave movies. can you guess my others? midnight in the garden of good and evil, american beauty, the big lebowski, dirty rotten scoundrels, the professional, a beautiful mind zzzz….

when colleague saw me walk out he was like now that is a dress. from heretoforth it’s nothing but academy award dresses for everything. even at 4 in the morning. i spilled coffee all over myself in the car. it dried by the time we got to our destination.

i think this is sexy face. i’ll work on that.

matches my wedges (sufferin mall) and headband perfs.

these wedges are terrifying and i love them. a monster has been borne. all about heels now. what’s the number of the busted ankle hotline though? ooh i want to watch that catwalk platforms montage video. gruesome! must see again and again! i am waiting for someone to burn me and go oh, i was looking for my drapes. this is totally belle’s dress. wonder who got it for her and if they read my blog.

off to meet mel for a drank and to return my keys and then dinner with teach. where should we go i am all out of restaurants that’s what happens when you’re a foodelite featurette. hmmm, distillery?

anyone want a long time loan of my mattress, it’s super comfortable and expensive so i am not throwing it away. it’s kind of too much, teacher has a deep queen mattress that is so high plus my frame is high and well, look:

uuhhh yeah. executively decided that this will not work.

bye!