don’tcha wish your girlfriend blogged like me

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welcome to raymiami beach!

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i love all my new trinkets. new things high combined with vacation high. happy sigh.

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whoops looks like i have to remember to wipe my mystery camera lens.

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omg room service is here with a massive table of goodies. so happy!

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spa water? yes please. it’s like the willy wonka of spa waters up in hurr. i started with an orange infused one, then pineapple. in-between i had a corona.

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i am like the only blonde person for miles. loving it. brazilian babes with thong butts for miles too and dominican desires abound. no canadians here yet.

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i love that it’s scorching out despite partial overcast skies.

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this hotel is a dream. i’m going to check out the gym also so i’m not a weakling blob when i get home though im not chowing down or getting vacation fat at all like i was worried about, quite the opposite. vacation score.

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they come around with fozen grapes and evian misting bottles, they might even wipe my behind for me if i asked, that accommodating.

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checked out the beach finally too. the ladies went off for a walk while i blogged and attempted to turn myself back into a bat cave dweller and when i finally stepped outside, seeing the palm trees and glam i was like, i am so not doing that again tomorrow morning.

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i think these flats’ days are numbered.

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we seem to be the only spinsters here, lots of families and cute kids and babies to watch. i am doing pretty good at ignoring baby cravings, haven’t stolen one. yet.

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blue maxi dress is like wearing a hot yoga fog. i’d go naked if they’d allow it.

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suit change. great view.

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this is what happens when you blog: spoilings. makes me chuckle over ten years of snarky comments from assholes and friends trying to get into concerts or whatever. TOLD YA SO.

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i’ve requested some jack for lois.

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next time i will call in advance and not two hours before the office closes before a fourth of july holiday weekend. the hotel is booked solid but i won sarah over. thank you so much loews. can’t wait to see our next suite with wrap-around terrace, bar, and claw footed tub. dreeeamy.

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lois the hoarder has crammed all our bounty into the mini fridge hahaha i like razzin’ on her.

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greedy guts smile with style. ok doke time to get my glitz on and make a dinner outfit. i want to throw half the things i packed into a dumpster, i wish i could learn from my overpacking ways but i never ever will.