To A1A Beach Front Avenue

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vanilla ice ice baby lyric came to me. omg we are in the song now. ha. goof.

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changed rooms. you always look rich when you exchange your canuck bucks. all those singles adding up like so haha i snuck in a canadian bill didn’t notice til i hit publish. today was a shopping day, no sun, it’s raining now, still balmy and hot and sticky. it’s off season, which to a canadian sounds stupid cos it’s “too hot” out. we do not take heat for granted.

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i picked some shells but not too many cos i’m not a nerd.

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my ladies.

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this dude is making a beer pong table. that’s his lazy son in the background, whom said he dug the table yesterday. they were dry. we’ve met a lot of dry personality-free people. so far we like ernesto the best.

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my bikini top might have something to do with it though.

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she loved my outfit. obviously. one little girl (5 years oldish) in this surf shop saw me coming and went WOOOOOAH. i love when little kids think you’re a movie star cos you look like you jumped out of a fluorescent rainbow of disneyland punk rock. i just influenced that little girl’s entire future wardrobe as she photographed me with her mind. she’ll draw a picture later on after her nap.

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hahaha.

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i wanted to get these hot pink princess bottoms but i think everyone would make fun of me. this princess shit i do as a joke, and somewhat seriously i dunno, i waffle. perhaps i will be broken down before i leave and get some ridiculous snooki shorts. co-dependent relationship shorts.

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kind of totally wanted to buy it. waste of money. these places gouge you.

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mom’s smoking!

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i like how i only figured out to stuff my straps in on a sunless day.

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competing retarded drinks on the strip.

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and more retarded shit you wouldn’t even buy at home yet on vacation, yes please?

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i might wear my vintage one piece suit with the red white and blue v neck straps on the fourth of july. it’s wool though. we’ll see. for canada day we’ll have to dress like beavers or something to represent.

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my fakebans bit the dust.

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dead soldier.

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tubeflops are a hit and weirding everyone out. the euro chick blonds are the ones who ask where i got them. THE INTERNET IS HOW is what i say.

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these chicks are not a fan of the mystery camera. of course mom didn’t bring her camera cord either.

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the storm seemed like it would blow over and it did. but now it’s raining.

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i am having a shower asap. this chick has two kids. she must bench press them.

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i am getting skinnier.

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getting tax off this was pulling teeth. i would have gotten the bottoms but the guy was a jerk so we pulled down all the bikini tops on the mannequins, which are stacked replete with nipples, grotesque. haha.

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big jugs for the chicks with fake tits?

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i am paranoid of getting into trubs like what’s he gonna do?

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dropped mom off here for a couple hours.

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looking at all the shitty fashions and weird beach stuff made me appreciate my own style more and all the stuff i overpacked. i do not need to buy any more crap. baby what do you want me to bring you home?

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as if your ice cream would come out looking like that.

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maybe i’ll go for a run in the rain? we might go to hard rock tonight. should i ride a mechanical bull? duh. ok i guess i’ll get drunk now and stare at the pool. no more soy milk in my starbucks coffees, soy milk tastes funny in america. undrinkable.