i picked the wrong career path

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i will “brb” with one of your typical raymbo style postings. i haven’t had a second to chill in days my brains and eyeballs feel like they are going cuckoo bananas and i have so much more to do. i have an event tonight right after a hair appointment. tomorrow a blog job, tons of cleaning to do and organizing laundry, packing for SB, meeting on friday, saturday is my movie shoot, sunday i last minute pack nervous breakdown and monday i vamoose. sometime in all that i must pre-blog some things for the 9 days i’ll be away. i would really love for the gods to give me a notebook to take on vacay so i can take my work with me and blog through my southern comfort hangovers. HINT GIVE ME A LAPTOP. PLEASE. i will kiss your ass however much you like. um what else. ugh who cares just more stressed out complaining. my hair is still up in its russian ballerina ponytail which was perfect for this morning at TMR cos they surprised me with the russian nightmare. finally oleg had his way with me and i am sore all over but good sore. that on top of yesterday’s runway heels and watching what i stuffed into my mouth, this hero has lost 8lbs since monday. andrew weighed me cos i made him, i felt all skinny (pms-slim out) and confident then i got a dose of nope, no change, try again later. so i stepped back up to that beast after all the psychotic russian torture he put me through this morning AND he was being nice, he asked me my weight, i told him (lied) and afterward i said ok weigh me now, dude. i was shocked to see the number. ok why am i still writing here? be back soon.

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sprinting mega fast. you will never see an adequate photo of the russian nightmare cos he is so fast.

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high kicks. i could tell he was amazed by how high i could go. didn’t see that coming didja?

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i can’t even tell you what this is called (below photo), i can’t understand half the shit he says. we communicate on a higher plane though, i know he wants to roll me up into a pretzel and launch me into the sun. this guy must have been trained by the government or something, probably takes cold showers parachutes down into unfamiliar territory and finds his way back to civilization eating anything he finds that he kills himself with his bare hands. i mean like, probably, which would explain his absence some days ahahhaa.

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i can barely even do this move.

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if any of you legitimate scholars wanna help me out and see some of your pieces of masterpiece theatre on this blog while i’m away let me know and that goes for advertisers too. i think i might ACTUALLY want to utilize this vacation as an actual vacation so i can grant you a 24 hour top blog post positioning while i’m hoovering hurricanes with my girls. raymi@raymitheminx.com 5k uniques daily and climbing. think about it.

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can you see teacher and keri and sabrina?

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stacey mckenzie was very impressed by my walk. i came i saw i gave it. she also knew my jacket was “a smythe”. dudes i am so marge and her chanel jacket country club now hahaha.

ok seriously bye stop distracting me!