i’ve stopped aging, have you?

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this darling spot in libville will be my new holiday. don’t know the name don’t care. our server was awesome, are you here for the FC game? no, we just live here. instant respect. no tourists here.

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this was on him too as teacher ordered poutine (set soccer menu only) and they were out of gravy. let me buy you a beer the guy says to make up for it. we turned that into wine. def going back. brazenhead was slammed. there was a security guard even lol. soccer hooligans ruin everything.

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also do i look like i give a fuck about soccer? haha. i have never been to a game. i want to, and will someday, it just hasn’t been warm enough yet. there’s a guy who still pesters me to go with him to a game. once for becks too, it was rainy that day. sorry david beckham, i had better things to do.

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great sun in there. loved it. great for the hangover.

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she actually wore a hat like this back in the day, justin had the actress imitator in cry me a river video wear one even she wore this stupid newsies hat all the time. i know everything about pop culture.

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DTD. yay.

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rat tails are back. not just for home-schooled rural bumpkin boys anymore. lol.

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the sun was killing me in the eyes, and everybody could see our hi-jinx from the patio. it was a fun time.

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pip pip!

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we drove to our walk. our 2 minute walk. it was exhilarating.

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i’m shrinking, my jacket is getting big.

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whoops what?

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teacher is left handed which makes band practise a little difficult. buy me a guitar.

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this is a fat day.

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puttin’ on ma spackle.

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i look like i work at the circus in 1920. right chappy have a ride on the ferris wheel mate yeah? i was wearing a cat jumpsuit looking deal on friday too it was neat. you will likely never see those pics though.

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note how there is always an animal in the background of my pictures, near me, nearing me. i am the pied piper. this cat likes me more than the teacher and she’s known him for thirteen years baahahahaa. me? under 3 months. gaahahaha. its true. he said so.

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i’m playing left handed here duuuudes. ambidextrous. i’ll add that to the long list of things i excel at. not that it matters anyway, playing that one metallica song open fret doesn’t matter if it’s upside down or not, it’s like playing a harp, i can do it in ma fuckin sleep.

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the teacher talks about me in class to his students. he was teaching philosophy last week and they were discussing ubermensches and a student asked if he knew anyone like that and he said yes i do know one person like that.

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an ubermensch refuses to subvert their individuality for the safety of the group. they use their force of will to create a new world, rather than accept the old one. a threat to the established order, they are both adored and loathed.

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basically, your world sucks, i made a better one. come watch. or fuck off. whatever i don’t care. i’m not marching to the beat of your drum. wait, i don’t even march. i mosey.

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ubermensches are highly adaptable.

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i’m trying to think of other ubermenches. there are no facts, only interpretations so in every blog argument of mine, say the hangover stripper post, check and read that. i constructed my own bizarre method of measuring why it’s not ok for my man to go on a las vegas stripper bender. to even the score of that would be myself being uber illicit with men, therefore no you may not go to vegas. i mean. you may by all accounts go but the penalty is there, and it’s not a penalty either, only the balance in my universe requires restoration, if i am not enough for you and you need to feel up the body of a dancer, this sends a message. these rules aren’t facts, only interpretations according to ubermenschia.

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HOW I FEEL ABOUT TAKEN MEN GOING TO STRIP CLUBS.

94 little raymis blew up about it. divided opinions big time. um i don’t feel as crazy about this now as i did then, clearly i have control and jealousy issues, had rather. now i don’t care. i have no belief in men or trust. i have seen the other side and i am no longer naive. ok off for a read of this to refresh. i like that they’re filming a sequel.