so who’s a sneaky christopher?

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Hey guys, Easter Bunny HQ (EBHQ) sent HR (that would be me) on by to show y’all how it’s done easter egg hunt styles, you best not disappoint me now. i am SO wearing bunny ears for easter weekend and maybe a playboy costume. do ya hear that casie?

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naw just kidding this is what i’m wearing tonight to a concert i am practicing outfits i don’t think anybody else will be dressed like this, but maybe they will after looking at my blog and going out to dinner to a vegan restaurant or something.

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i have some j date baiting to get up to if you catch what i’m layin’ down.

ok taking it from the top now, lets start at last night.

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new socks.

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oh look me dancing after my workout last week chez TMR. sorry couldn’t help sneaking these in just like my colleague couldn’t help sneak taking these photos.

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thanks to being good now i have dropped two pant sizes. a pair of pants i bought and never looked really good in finally, i look good in them. better than when i bought them.

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PBC meeting last night (parkdale boys club) this will be your greeting mint in our white trash las vegas roadhouse themed boutique hotel room, two chicken flats, two choices of dipping sauce, wet nap, booyah!

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we’ve begun on the water diet. gonna flush out EVERYTHING.

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i am terrible at drinking water. i bought new nail stickers today from that weird bullworths place in parkdale.

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blog slave was with me.

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we entertained tracey at the bar. i said lets just get drunk here and see what happens. that we did. good and early too. i am riding out my 27th year excuses excuses yeah yeah going with it. darius was back from st lucia.

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he and his steve buscemi eyes. if you don’t like these pics just text me brotha.

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one of our best sayings of the PBC is you can’t fingerbang your problems away. really truly, doesn’t everything end in fingerbanging? it shouldn’t though. damnit i was trying to become a lovable G rated hero for kids now. i will i totally will phase out the seediness beginning april first. APRIL FOOLS DAY CUNTS! just kidding. no i mean it but anyway you do not have to FB her and i don’t mean facebook, kay? what i mean is kids adore and hero worship me so that’s lucrative, i dress like a big kid, live like one and will only continue to more so in the future. get ready for the shift. get ready to speed snore. think nickelodeon.

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gratuitous nail post. i love them long i am trying so hard. but i ripped some out. when i get stressed i take it out on my nails. flipping through a magazine in the bath that i couldn’t read cos it was in french i noticed from all the ads that long nails is a plus it amps up your pretty another level. so go for it champs. i’m trying very hard.

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i am a legitimate hand model now you know so i guess i better keep these tidy.

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last night al said i would be way prettier if i talked about myself less. whatever that guy motormouths about hisself at mach ten 85% of our club meetings. we call it al-a-wisdom, al-a-vision, other ones i can’t remember maybe darius will put them in the comments. the best is when he gives me life advice and stuff about my blog and what i have like we sit there arguing the same side of the fence every time then get aggressive and zing the hell out of each other.

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then we did something we never did before we took it to the beac, our sloppy mobilized. well i guess they do this all the time without me actually one time when darius dropped something off he had his friend with him from england or some place and i was like hey can i come maybe (even though i was in sloth cave girl tan mode) and he’s like no, no girls allowed. fine bye.

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my hair was kind of retarded. shrek ears princess leia (cos my hair was wet and we had to make a move on to mitzi’s) slayed an ewok look.

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the carpaccio. very very nice.

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i bought lipstick the same shade as my lips how super fucking pointless was that?

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so blurry. about par for the course at this point.

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it’s snowing forever. actually i came up with a new song yesterday it goes to the tune of you don’t make friends with salad: THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SUMMER, THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SUH-MUR.

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i look like a super tired stephanie tanner that’s because i am. i also killed something from planet of the apes.

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it’s called bush meat in the book the darling, when they killed the gorillas during that whole civil war liberian thing. that’s a great book. if they could do a movie of rule of the bone, also by russell banks, i would just simply die. it’s on my top 5 fave books list. i put the bone from the cover in one of my paintings that anita bought for radmad. they gave me a framed photo of it for my birthday. here it is unfinished.

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here it is unfinished. there are always bottles in my paintings.

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bottle/candle from the green room drawn while there waiting for someone and my old boot.

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bottom left corner. i painted over hat tom cruise one haha.

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blog slave helped me sort out my outfit when i showed these together at first it was like hmmm nah it’s just TOO joe fresh no, smart set? something shitty. which works like a charm on me cos i am such a penis head. everybody knows that penis plus penis (outfit) equals amazing.

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weird unflattering kind of super flattering no? and also, to whom do these nylons belong? they’re mega spanxy, i dig i dig. prob casie’s. she always leaves an article behind after the slaughter.

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it is my dream to recreate the girls in the do you wanna franz ferdinand music video in beige nylon bra and panties and hosiery like this, hot mess hair oh yep and mega black smokey eyes, kate moss.

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yenta glasses.

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the title of my easter egg outfit is, you’re fucked now son.

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face is pretty plain, i’m going to shower and make my hair PERFECT just wait.

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blog slave said it’s not fair that i can be so cute. the guys are defenseless. don’t let me get too big for my eddie bauer ivy league con artist britches now.

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oh but tabitha is coming by isn’t she such a gas oh yes we will definitely have some afternoon drinks on the terrace, maybe some croquet.

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getting into character. oh hush this is the real me.

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to distract from the siberian bullshit outside.

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what a dork.

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and i finally got a new wallet. another poketo.

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i’ll wear my sharon stoner beige boots. i’d put my diamond hair trinket in but it fell off the clip. boo.

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no idea how but i’ve picked up a new adorable bad nervous habit of licking the side corner of my mouth when i am thinking or talking or i don’t know, what is it that i do exactly? when i work out too.

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grabbed some of these why not blog slave? i bought them a week agoish nicked back from the teacher’s fridge. it’s my birthday. it’s true.

ok bye now kids i have minx work to do.

by the way next friday APRIL 1 at salvador darling is another adventurehouse party. this time i will be there. it will be a post birthday party for me as my birthday is the day before. it will be lighting it up and maybe wearing some kind of pink explosion of cupcake cutiepie madness i think.