please don’t take him just because you can

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i just burped into the room and made it into a word and that word was “agoobluh” and it derives from the original language of my people, my kind, my kin. forming burp words is one of our many skills. i am the last of my kind though, i’m a fairy that fell to earth by way of asteroid and now i am trapped here until i gather up enough energy to travel back to my planet of pink sprinkles as far as the eye can see. i should write stories for little raymis eh?

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moving on now, good afternoon comrades. today we are going to discuss the importance of muses historically. please remove your shirts. just kidding. no seriously though, behind every great man there has always been a great woman steering his shit ship or playing beard for him. men need muses in order to create and dominate and be the whatever it is that they are out in the world pushing boulders up hills and scaling cliffs they have to know that sally ann is waiting at home barefoot staring beatifically into her bath water.

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see the super moon? it’s the big floating light orb same size as the light on the lamp post.

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lamb and chevre burger from the beaver. delicious. i was an animal yesterday (everyday) i took it down and finished it off before a proper photo could be took. we watched a date go down too the entire time. ha poor girl. it depressed us.

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i braided one half of my head then the food came and i forgot about it. teacher says i am fulfilling his lost in translation fantasy. that’s ok cos he’s fulfilling my royal tennenbaum’s street fantasy.

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this is one small quadrant of a quesadilla that i also inhaled like a velociraptor. i don’t even remember what it was. that date was stressing us out a little his knee was speed shaking a mile a minute and me looking like i came from warsaw the one moment and french braveheart the next wasn’t helping anyone. it’s safe to say that he would come out of this date telling friends that she appeared larger than her photos. her face was so cute and beautiful and smiling. she demanded to pay. it got sadder. he threw the money into her purse. i tried to not watch but teacher was fixated. we were a better them. i felt really bad and stress ate myself back to human form again. us minxes require a lot of fuel because we output so much, we deplete and crash.

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oh god yes. tonight we are going to my favourite cozy raymi strung out sunday baby sucky pants bar. haha can you try to guess which one that is of all the ones? i thought EVERY bar was my sucky pants oh no tomorrow is monday bars.

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the short walk over to the gladstoner (closed for private function) my eyes exploded from allergens it was hell. so hell. i know exactly what people are going to say about teacher and myself orbiting one another and who he similar looking to. i requested contact lenses. he is mulling over lasik. either way need less intense frames. i am my mother. hi mom look what you made!

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i am saying nothing. no wait i am bossing him around on the internet already. it’s great.

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nevermind as if i can shut up lets go to Kraków. look basic polish vocab necessary “FOR SURVIVAL” what survival? nice. where is brosz7kowsi when you need him? Dzien dobry! my face is a mess here because of said allergies and whirlwind cyclone week. fuck i can’t wait to make it out of 27 alive. JINX LE MINX.

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i love the euro caj vibe and some servers will get around to waiting on you when they get around to it eventually, maybe. we under-tipped. i’m sorry but i have minimal standards here and they involve walking by me every five minutes to give me something or ask me about what i next want.

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the view out this window is kind of hilarious, it’s behind a plaza rife with fast food and we can’t scale the fence we have to walk all the way completely around ugh it’s frustrating. also i can see my friend’s work building so i took a photo and texted it to him during the beginnings of friday’s bohemia extravaganza dude i am partying here looking at your showroom and attached is the sketchiest mid day unattractive photo ever the party is heeere view shot of saddest parking lot ever. i will make a point to send him photos on the regular now just to be a shithead. my cowlick has grown out a lot eh. my hair felt long yesterday.

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cute weirdo muppet.

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overall retarded hair day. write off yesterday it was a great day. by the time you can see how long it took to actually leave the house. yes. town house. jack pot. hahahahaha. HAhah. ok sorry.

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belushi on the way.

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took me forever to get my act in gear i was a bit of a post st. patrick’s day quicksand escapee. i wore my tracey shirt (hi mom) and then everyone called me tracey all night long. it was funny.

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these aren’t even good pictures, so cheesy.

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after work out friday morning ooh now i feel like doing weights. happy birthday james!!!

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there’s your girl. can’t wait to see whatever crap is on my mystery camera box.

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that shirt is so hard to get in and out of it’s scary.

good day.