Brunch with Raymbot

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i must say, there’s something about the atmosphere in BOOM. for me specifically of course cos i’m their poster girl (and it’s nice to eat with the entire kitchen staff and bussers smiling winking and waving at you like you’re marilyn monroe) but i noticed this day that the nice treatment isn’t just exclusive to yours truly, they dole that shit out to everyone like they’re truly nice guys or something. heinous. haha.

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what’s more is, i wasn’t even the one who suggested to eating there. mhhm. military guy wanted to see for himself. fine by me pal.

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hope you know what you’re signing up for though, taking this photo and then, many many more, is part of the deal. BIG part.

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even the garbage ones i’ll use. part of the story.

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i look like my nana papa grandma and grandpa all in one.

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so stoked i wore the same thing pretty much this day and yesterday’s post. VARIETY! actually all the outfits i’m wearing these days are comprised of clothing scraps and various rags in general as we’re out of laundry detergent and because of the lack of internet (fiasco heard round the world, literally it’s just a cable or wire that needs to be attached to the fucking phone pole back of adventurehouse) i haven’t been around much at all to take care of lady chores. anywhooo.

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cheapest all day breakfast to hit the city guys! look! fantastic!

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pictures of what this looks like in the real world coming up shortly. military guy is a tank so obviously he could eat two breakfasts easily, order firstsies first and elevensies after.

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calling card.

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i had the eggs tuscany. i try to mix it up.

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mr. tony was in my favourite! go up to him and have a chat sometime. he’s so funny.

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me and my americanos.

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OMG SO STARVED RIGHT NOW.

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mmmmmmmmm. didn’t get a bite. i NEVER get a bite of the waffle someone always scarfs it down before i even get a chance. hmmph.

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in my brain i just poured thick gravy all over this.

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so you get a huge plate of frites and two huge eggs any way you like, toast AND coffee.

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do i look smarter in these or just a stupid hipster? what kind of frames would suit me better? i need to wear them sometimes it’s not some bullshit lenseless try-hard crap you know sometimes my eyes do get squinty or i look like i didn’t sleep for a thousand years or at night in bars or biking, my little peepers need a boost.

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AAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! yahhhh yum. i am losing it. nice knowing you guys thanks for everything.

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wuh oh bitch face emerges.

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that coral polish is fetching in photographs note to self. i lost this one bottle of green emerald polish i have misplaced, best shade to photograph ever. i’ll find pics. where did it go??

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it’s nice to eat here like a customer and not as my crazy in the kitchen running around like a servant self. i do like serving though, well more so hostessing and playing party. ha grown up party hahah snore.

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i love food like this, sloppy stack you mash together. kindergarden forever. oh yeah.

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meanwhile look at his plate, tidy, anal.

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and this would be the guest of honour. insert trumpet blares.

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how perfect.

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i didn’t know i was borderline cross-eyed. wow i learn so much about myself through this blog. never-ending self-reflections.

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military guy is powering through his and i’m still working on my first. LAY OFF ME I’M WORKING OVER HERE! you should see other people’s faces around me sometimes (when they’re eating like normal folk and i’m still snapping my appetizer), perma-hidden camera social experiments. sometimes my friends will give me little insights on people’s reactions to whatever retarded thing i am doing and photographing. aimee one time told me as i pulled out a tiny blythe doll from my purse a woman in a pub in oakville’s eyes bulged out of her head and she thought i was insane. i’m like where is she point her out to me, she did. woman was a beast. keep gawking then lay-day i may be nuts but at least i don’t look like choo. ps. rod stewart haircuts only look good on one person, ROD STEWART (and i know this cos i tried it once).

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DO YOU THINK YOUR HERO WILL EVER GET A TASTE OF A BOOM WAFFLE OMFG!!?

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ok this special begins THIS MONDAY and you can boom it up monday through friday. $4.99 is super cheap for breakfast these days, considering the bustling urban metropolis what is toronto, the most pricey city in the country to live in. on top of the cheapskate $4.99 ticket you can still get tax off with your Raymi D(iscount) List just for reading my blog. i just asked blue eyed silver haired fox what five dollars with no tax was. duuuuuuuuuuh. ok now he’s saying this makes no sense either. it does right?

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i loooove these little plaques, i found a new one.

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i want this in my house. dream house kitchen martha stewart explosion.

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see the coffee cups? cute. of course.

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oh who’s this now?

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emma was sitting at the bar chatting up everyone. what a neat gal. incoming raymbo.

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808 college street just east of ossington, north side, pretty much across from revival.

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what is it 1982 look how grainy these are. I KEEPS IT REAL.

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i’m as cute as a plate of potato frites. you know they put rosemary on that ish eh. i am going to my eat hand now if you’ll excuse me.

now go eat and save and say i said hey OR ELSE (you won’t get a discount silly)(gosh!)

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XOXOXOOXOX