we will actually help one another pick up by going thick as thieves

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someone said i looked 20 this night when i said i was almost 28. i died. it was a great moment.

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i prowled. only just a little bit though. was prowled. was purchased. danced like a music video.

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swack.

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lil miss sunshine. was very proud of her up on stage owning it in that dress. not that dress, the other dress.

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this dress. cutesy and once again um i am scream laugh yelling. what a delicate strawberry i am eh.

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mr. cute suspenders. i wanted to go as an understated dickhead so i could blend into the background just in case things got too hot and i couldn’t stand the heat. they did and i could. here here.

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hehehh. fun night.

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mr. hawaii bought me. it’s going to be a hilarious date i can tell already. guy talks mad shit. my favourite.

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my arms are lookin’ good.

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that purse popped open all night i cannot overstuff that thing. lucky i didn’t lose anything.

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he did a strip tease on stage. all the hot dudes did slutty stunts. sluttier than the girls.

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affan le pimp. his dance moves made me laugh so hard i have no idea how you can dance in a back arch formation all the way down to the floor while holding a full pint in the middle of a black out and go up and down like king shit but he did it and it temporarily ruined my own dance moves because it was one. awesome and two. hilarious. affan i am gonna put you in the category of liked.

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um i have no eyelashes i am the girl on america’s next top model who gets her eyebrows done and then it’s like where is your face? i wonder if this picture is before or after he cozied up to me like a pepe le pew and tried to jam his tongue up in to my mouth. how funny was that shawn?

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the lead up, the build up. will they, won’t they?

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this was super late. we were on a tear. there needs to be a toronto sosho-media bachelor/ette brats reality show. we all give’r together, some people may or may not motorboat behind the scenes just for fun.

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happy valentine’s day go fuck yourrself brah. no seriously. pick up a massager tax free before february’s over with my RAYMI15 DICKSCOUNT at Good For Her. purrr bzz bzz buzz. vive le brock.