minxing around downtown

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you can’t even see what my outfit looks like cos of all my layers. i am a present to be opened. i was in a rush to get out the door i didn’t get a proper outfit showcase series of self portraits because i thought i was needed for 8 and going to be late. wrong it started at eight but the bachelor/ettes weren’t going on til 10/11. yeah thanks for the heads up about that part nerds. also thanks for making me pay 5 dollars “for charity” i am a draw that was kind of stupid but funny so i paid it like the owner of a nightclub getting denied entrance. then my cab was a dick to me cos i made him wait a few minutes outside he tried to lecture me about not calling until i was ready (um i was trying to save time) and i was like honestly brah i do not need this stress from you right now i exclusively use beck all the time do not talk to me like this if this is a problem i can get out of this cab right now. he apologized. yeah it’s rude to make em wait but the customer is always right and turn down your squaky taxi cab news box it is irritating.

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melodie was a sexy raccoon yesterday cos of her eye makeup and striped sweater. that was my ex’s sweater that shrunk to be too small for him.

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i love fressen. it’s vegan. stayed despite that. ha ha.

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my new purse reminds me of sass so much. i miss that girl. she is one of my role models eve though she is younger than me.

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i forget what this is and what are those things? HI I AM A SKILLED FOODIE.

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see look at me. this is when haitham became competitive and wanted to win me. i said to the crowd that i would go home with whoever bought me, like straight up fucking leave this party right now so when haitham lost he was like ok bye and left right away i’m like dude i didn’t actually mean i was going to go home right at that exact moment, jesus and just cos i leave with you doesn’t mean we’re going to do anything. though we left with my purchaser and stayed up til 5 in the morning.

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vegan chocolate something or other. i charmed the fuck out of those girls. hi girls! i’m like how the hell do you make vegan chocolate and what do you think about those vegan idiot parents whose baby died of malnutrition? haitham was impressed by every single thing i said and i felt bad because my charm was being dangled like a wad of bills on a string just out of reach but oh so close.

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just a good night kiss. by this point we were completely totally gacked no one was fucking anything.

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like so.

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me and my fresh kill (SO JOKING). girls girls girls, ladies, my students. if you need to bribe people and bully them into dating you it’s kind of um, something.

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this was so highschool it really was. it was for charity yet it was more for who can be most expensive, it was super competitive and reminded me of streetsville the blond cliquey jocks. that guy, when i started dancing near him he was hypnotized and i totally would have medusa’d him some more if he wasn’t so obliterated that he could no longer breathe with his mouth shut. i think his mouth is open in this picture too. the girl in the red dress got it up to 450 i think, and she got those two blond groupies she was bossing around up on stage too under the guise of a threesome but i was paying close attention, there will be no threesome, they were just the cheering section. like in highschool. see i told you. i am just bitter i went for less.

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here i am sandwashing affan because he tried to slip me the tongue. it was smooth and hilarious. he is 19, maybe 95lbs and lives in mississauga. probably with his parents still and yet here he is all up on me. hawaii was like he shoulda just left after frenching casie that would have been the best thing but then he got greedy and tried to take me too. i think i am at the point in my career when little children think i am really really cool, i am like, an idol now.

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my slasher pants i am embarrassed by. what were you thinking mom? courtney is still uncomfortable. arms crossed. tsk tsk.

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backlit 1970s precious moments hairdo. bet you didn’t see that coming. what’s next? WHO KNOWS! lets spin the bottle and peer into the crystal ball.

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what kind of stance is that? a good one. this person is confident and ready to take on challenges.

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see how my little doll is trying to copy melodie and i. still. i am used to people jacking my style all the time so whatever. when you hear people say whatevs don’t you kind of want to punch them?

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hand porn. nsfw. just kidding.

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would you like me if i had three fingers?

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i can’t wait to get my minx nails did. we’re collaborating. i am stoked. they might design a raymi decal.

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guess who has beautiful hands?

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adventurebathroom. our next advhaus party is march 4. if you miss it you are dead to us.

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we have a fan that will not ever go off when you’re in there it drives me crazy but also the hum of white noise is good for thinking i come up with great ideas in here but then i don’t remember any of them.

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my arms are getting fit. that’s my ear piercing cleaner solution. how long do i have to do that for?

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i decided to get some real life to-dos done.

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i got resourceful with my golden christmas flower decorations. next i will make a tiara painting and douse it in silver sparkles. it will be fabulous and fagulous.

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my favourite gilded leaf is now bare and plastic i have to throw it out. there are sparkles all over the floor.

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and my pants. i wonder if they’re toxic or maybe it’s just me. dollarama toxicity. it’s so much sparklier in real life i love it i am staring at it right now. maybe i’ll add more sparkles?