i’m giving your brain a blowjob right now

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comment of the month by pierre savoie

The thing I like about Raymi is her total refusal to logically develop ideas and sentence-structure and punctuation. If I read some “witty” piece in the NEW YORK TIMES by some metrosexual jerkoff who spends more on a lunch at Pitti than I …spend on my dentist in a year, the deal is done in 2 minutes, I get my supercilious chuckle and that’s that. Where’s the fun in it?

Whereas if you struggle through Raymi’s stream of consciousness you have to THINK, you have to reconstruct meaning like an archeologist in Egypt looking for the only unlooted grave of a repeatedly raped house-pet belonging to a pharaoh, and it’s a real feeling of achievement to extract some MEANING from all the cat-poo discoloured by time and by things you’d rather not want to think about, to arrive at how an eternally photogenic basket-case practiced her culture several thousand seconds ago at the Dawn of this, the Kill-by-Twitter Age.

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check how hippie’d out i am. OM NAMASTE and shit.

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rrrawr hello there. come here right meow.

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andrew took me to bohmer last nite. seeing people face to face for the first time when you have been speaking over email for a year is kind of a trip. this is the vanilla crem brulee a couple scottish shortbread cookies and this perfectly mellow strawberry compote.

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this was amazing. i forget what it is but those are stacked cinnamon apples on a sort of tart thing? i died it was so good. feed thy hangover.

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beautiful grouper with bok choy, fingerling potatoes and beet carrot reduction. i love beet juice it’s cleansing and gives you a zap. this was so zen.

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some other kind of fish. it was nice. i was good with mine.

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blazing apples (so boozy) drink and oysters. my life is ridiculous.

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my outfit was cute. wore my desert trek clarks. koala bear cuddly shoes that’s how i feel when i wear them and with these pants especially, it’s one of my oh i know how to dress outfits.

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superhero stance. if you rest a finger near the end of my hair length you can visualize how i’m going to look with my hair a foot longer. prepare yourselves for it ladies. bra is sequined from burlesque days, polka dotted like shirt too. it all works out in the end.

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gin fizz. frothy, sucked it back wicked fast. kind of an orange creamsicle icee. make sure you try one. hands down best drink.

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someone’s lookin’ someone’s likin’ eh.

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tickle trunk hangover vortex.

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tickle tinier?

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post cafe taste with darius. that’s a gluten free beer. is it any good or the same mel and others inquired. it’s totally the same yet totally different. uh, ok thanks nice review?

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eating the life. such great people watching there and not to beat the dead horse what is everything i ever talk about but i was not only getting stared at triple takes and rubbernecked but, please tell me why this is happening to me more frequently these days? is it the check out scenery combined with my hair?

hair blow out at 3. maybe movie with superjew or just keep it parkdale for the night. the workout at the motion room with casie today was wicked fun and she impressed everyone huge time. can’t wait to see our photos.

oh yay my new cards!

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my hot housewifey headless pledge.

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printing dudes perving out over them haha i wonder what they’re saying.

Working out how deep the paper can be pressured mixed with heat to stamp the foil on. Now we have to do math on cutting…this is old skool to the max.

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embossed on super soft paper you want to thumb over and over, you’ll see. err feel, rather.