stop frowning bitches

6 thoughts on “stop frowning bitches”

1. Anyone who told you to keep weed through security is loopy. They’ll turn you back around for much less than that, I know from experience (thankfully never at arrival in the USA other than at a border crossing on a bus). Including sounding nervous. Fuck, I felt like they didn’t want to let me into CANADA last time because they were asking me “you seem anxious, why might that be”. Ugh. Screw off, I’m a citizen.

   You got a virus from Anonamouse? The site itself, or a download. I love that site. I have it open in a tab right now. Dammit.

2. I’ve totally had the you’re-in-trouble body shakes. On the GO train, I’d been buying monthly passes all summer, it was Sept 1 and I was late for the train, just ran on completely forgetting I hadn’t bought a ticket, so used to flashing the pass, and of course this time I hear “ticket, please!”. Cue the shakes and nearly pissing my pants in front of everyone staring ’cause you’re that kid who tried to ride for free. I pleaded total ignorance, she didn’t fine me $110 but escorted me to a ticket booth and made me pay. But yeah I could feel myself shaking and knew that everyone could see it but it can’t be stopped.

3. Hey, I’ve been reading for a LONG time, wondering if you were ever gonna come south. I’m in Houston, TX – you are about 6 hours away. tonight, there is an event at Riches, (a badass gay bar, BEST music)…anyways. tonight is Club Hedonism @ Riches, which is essentially straight night or whatever…
   just wanted to throw that out there. you should come chill.
   I’ve been telling my BF that i wanted to go to Canada to meet you, (or kinda just run into you)…but anyways. no stalker shit…just a sweet ass time.
   let me know if you are interested. this would make my day. or year. it’d be cool to meet you.
   enjoy the weather. its rarely this good!

   – angelica

4. Oh babe, you are lucky. Please check all pockets next time. I would hate to hear you got busted. Once I had a hole in my purse lining leaving Australia and flew to New Zealand on the way home to Canada. Security pulled me aside and the x-ray in NZ showed that I had a pipe w/ (barely any) weed in it and well, I think my lucky syars that I’m little and cute cause they took it and flagged my passport. I was held up and searched by securty at every stop in tne way home. Not worth getting caught!
   Have fun in the sun xo

5. yikes about the weed, it would have given them an excuse for a body and suitcase search, not fun

   LOVE YOU
   BE SAFE OX

6. wait a minute… i didn’t say that