right now i should be packing

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and i am half-packing but i’m also farting around in my underwear blogging and checking the clock every two seconds seeing how much i can push it. why bother packing anything at all if i’m to be in a bathing suit around the clock? i was given a special hat last nite that a wakeboarder gave to a friend that i’m bringing and apparently if i show it to the guy he’ll be my puppy dog for the weekend and follow me around, give me a golden all access bracelet i’ll get the party girls on the case of that misadventure. i feel pre-maturely cougy haha. i guess i’m the kim cattrall of this pack, though it makes more sense if i was sjp oh my god why am i talking in sex and the cityisms SO cougar.

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we had soooo much fun at caskapalooza last nite. i love those nites you never know where they’ll take you then you get solid took on the most ridiculous quest ever. didn’t get any beer tokens cos we were media (everything was free in our area) so then it became a game to see how many free beers we could get. i won for getting us the most, well, practically every single one i made happen and the tokens were only a buck so it’s not like i was being cheap. it just became a “thing” and i wouldn’t let up. didn’t spend one red cent. fantastic.

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blonde hair is the skeleton key of life, it can open any fucking door you like if you know how to talk the talk. i should do seminars like tom cruise in magnolia. TAME THE BUSH!

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my face looks stupid but whatever look at this olive toga. wearing a belly bump forgiveless dress forces you to suck in all nite preparing your body for bikini day despite beer guzzling. win. win. win.

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thanks lifeexperiences for the gift cards, melodie don’t lose them.

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my favourite beer. tastes like smoked gouda. smoked gouda beer. ok well just smokey. love it.

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oh hi.

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was actually a bit difficult to lift. JD turned us down for free drinks. FINE that drink tastes like sugar piss old man breath anyway.

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great lakes brewery has the best beer tent placement with a beautiful fountain wind turbine view.

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see?

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tenderloin, scalloped potato under there that i gave to melodie and shrimp topped with blueberry something or other. i proclaimed to the chef that this summer i’ve eaten about eight thousand blueberries. i am a fucking a blueberry. the dessert was peach and marscapone cheese and more blueberries. i have more pics on my twitter which you should follow for annoying 24/7 updates.

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this tent was awesome, it’s the new orleans of the beer festival, obnoxious party scene. perfect. have a great time if you go.

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on my way out i may or may not have picked up a cop and may or may not have met up with him later that i was secretly high during hahaha. this is not his place. cop fetish! went to the sailor jerry party at that afterhours place on noble, weird to be there not crush fucked out of my gourd. they had a table of food i had to bail before eating the lot of.

ok pack attack stay tuned for wild weekend wakestock coverage.

uh oh stew finally sent me pics from all the mental hangouts we’ve been having i have to scrutinize the worst of them a little better before posting them all…

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no shame, no gain baby!