Steph: hey im still here
i have a video game headache i should get high?
check out this pic i found

me: hiii

Steph: awesome hair

me: aw thanks

Steph: look how i cut myself out ahahah

me: i dont see anything

Steph: in the email

me: awww
why did u do that again
are u on invisible
are you hiding from the internet law
ok lets get high let me know when i should get my gear
yoo
fine

Steph: hahahhaa
sorry im making soup
THEN we do it
what are you up to
ill roll while the soup heats
ah fuck it ill smoke ol cloggy pipe
ready when you are

me: haha ok
ok getting high now
with little prince
oh man be somebody

Steph: roger that
what?

me: in kill bill when the strip club guy gives the stripper a line he says be somebody baby
i say that sometimes when i pass someone a drink

Steph: you’re so coooooool

me: I SAY THINGS

Steph: did u see i put a song on my blog for you

me: tips man
no!

Steph: sheesh

me: my sound card is fucked so i skip vids

Steph: aw

me: its depressing dont start lori

Steph: hahahaha

me: ahahhahaa

Steph: hows tracy are u guys good again

me: only now its working but i have to do she and him homework for concert tonite
um i told her to piss off yesterday

Steph: ahahaha

me: she leaves nice comments but like i said i was in a better mood then she sends a bring down email telling me what i should say to my therapist because i am 13 years old apparently still

Steph: omg
MOMS

me: i know

Steph: brb

me: what u cant do that during stoner chat
now im going to be stuck in a space out vortex for 20 mins

Steph: hahahah
just stirring dude
i wonder what your mom would think of me

http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/2770447033/in/set-72157606781824816/

me: who cares

Steph: gaha

me: all parents are cagey around me
i always feel like my personality is yelling at them
so i have to make it tip toe

Steph: my mom would like you i can actually picture it
my parents are dumb, but not uptight, perf combo hahahah
my dad would laugh at everything you said and totally not get it

me: wicked
story of my life

Steph: no thats good! hahaha
with my parents anyways

me: here comes a fil i have to say this cos i tweeted it yesterday

Steph: haha what?

me: http://twitter.com/raymitheminx/status/15682725181
made this joke up yesterday http://twitter.com/raymitheminx/status/15735835892

Steph: hahaha i read that
our neighbour says “what the fuck anyways”

me: yeah neighbours are allowed to do that

Steph: smeltzer
i hope if you visit you meet him

me: do you like that my gchat status says jerking off
i hope i high five the mayor this time
last time waving at him in my bikini sticking out the window of your pickup truck needs to be topped

Steph: hahahahaha
how did you know it was the mayor

me: you told me

Steph: oh YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
is terry there yet?

me: not yet
are u floored

Steph: SUPER stoked for you

http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/2770444443/in/set-72157606781824816/

me: i am going to try and fuck him for team skid

Steph: and jealous
HAHAHAHAHA

me: haha maybe i shouldnt blog that

Steph: OMG

me: HAHAHAHAHAH

Steph: SERIOUSLY

me: i could lure him into my bedroom

Steph: can i please tell ryan that

me: i want to blog a post of every guy sitting on my bed ive taken a pic of
like 20
dont fuck them all but
ok im not blogging that either

Steph: hahahaha no maybe no

me: great material

Steph: hows it going with tall beast

me: goin out to she and him tonite
its fun

Steph: oh fun

me: ***** says hi

Steph: tell him fuck you

me: *****: tell her i say hi
me: ok
but now we have to make fun of you
HAHAHA

Steph: HAHAHAHA
totally do

me: told him

Steph: that guys a tart. and THAT you can print!

me: *****: ha
me: having hilarious stoner chat with steph
*****: tell her i say hi

me: she says fuck you

*****: sure… though remind her what I said about her when i met her

me: she read our email play by play and heard me cry about it
you blew it

*****: whatev

me: exaactly

*****: got the job done didn’t it

me: shes kidding tho too and high
woah

*****: ha
i’m kidding

me: wow

*****: ha
i’m kidding
could have delt with it better for sure
didn’t know how
think i know better now
gotta end it with one of the girls i’m with now

me: ugh

Steph: dear ***** please shut up you’re a massive tart
ps why do i care what he said about me when i met him

me: man i should just blast up this entire chat
BOOM

Steph: hahahah

http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/3639957550/in/set-72157619994573824/

me: *****s people and beast people are connected too
in this fucked up way and theyre all reading my blog
this is like meta

Steph: weeeeeeeeird that would make me go mentally insane with paronoia

me: uh yeah
one is a blogger too
and talks shit about everyone
i dont think she’ll mess with me though (though if she contacted me i’d be cool with it. hi!)

Steph: a blogger anyone reads?

me: yes

Steph: fuck her
HAHAHHA

me: HAHAH
I DIDNT KNOW I WAS TALKING TO A TOUGH GUY

Steph: im a dick today
totally dude- i work at the beer store!

me: oh yeah tell me about that

Steph: im not allowed to talk bout it online
gay
wait phone

me: ok
i want a drink so bad but i am so lazy
brb’
fuck

me: oh my god i forwarded our chat verbatin to beast
meh

me: he doesnt care
thats some phone conversation
12 minutes
me: ok lesbian til next time

Steph: sorry i suck, 1 phone call became 2!
i think i have actual friends coming over

me: u have friends?

Steph: sigh
just al

me: aw
69 people on my blog

Steph: magic number EH EH

me: ha
watch the dance vid on my blog

Steph: do you still like **** (not the same asteriks-ed out guy from before)?

me: no
i never did

Steph: you said you were kinda into him

me: does it seem like i do why does everyone think that

Steph: you did say that

me: well had we had sex yet

Steph: please repeat in engrish

me: did i fuck him yet or not

http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/3639146177/in/set-72157619994573824/

Steph: i dont know? i didnt even know you had. hahaha i guess it was bad

me: it was lame
beast is a good lay tho

Steph: phew
remember *******?

me: EW
******

Steph: yeah

me: what do u eat when u get the munchies

Steph: whatever is onhand
or at the store before 9pm
my favourite thing right now are half baked bars
ben & jerry’s
you?

me: mm what are those
um i punish myself
catching up on your blog
aw lennon i fucking love lennon
left u two comments

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ok well that one licked the bag.