we frolicked about in our summer skin

i’m ripping this off jenny. procrastinating when i should be doing loads of other important things is the only way i can survive my stupid life.

A – AVAILABLE: um, sometimes. i guess not, schedule’s pretty packed at the moment see you in a few weeks.

B – BIRTHDAY: march 31, 1983. omg turning 27 soon, the jinxed age: cobain, morrison, hendrix, joplin, brian jones etc.

C – CRUSHING ON: anyone who will look at me.

D – DRINK YOU LAST HAD: coffee.

E – EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: someone who is super high cos you can corner them with all your material and they can’t get away.

F – FAVORITE SONG: wicked messenger black keys cover, but a classic is anna (go to him). i play this version frequently.

G – GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: worms. ew worms. ring worm.

H – HOMETOWN: streetsville

I – IN LOVE WITH: myself and clothes. myself in fabulous fabulous clothes despite favouring dressing like a hobo.

J – JUGGLE: penises

K – KILLED SOMEONE: no. but i am amazing in goldeneye for N64 and make dudes throw giant rages when i beat them even though i warned them. DEAL WITH IT TESTOSTERONE.

L – LONGEST CAR RIDE: toronto to manhattan though LA to arizona felt longer and was scarier cos we drove through a monsoon the same nite toronto got the blackout.

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: chocolate

N – NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 brother, ‘spect!

O – ONE WISH: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

P – PERSON YOU TALKED TO LAST: steph.

R – REASON TO SMILE: it’s sunny out, shit’s never as bad as you think it is, eventually it will be spring again. uhm i’m stoned.

S – SONG YOU LAST HEARD: no one does it, dept of eagles.

T – TIME YOU WOKE UP: 11 when my dad called then 12 (funky sleep schedule plus i’m a dirtbag and will be working late tonite)

U – UNDERWEAR COLOR: pink with three hearts on the front. pedophile panties. EW i am throwing these out. (or selling them to you on the adult ebay)

W – WORST HABIT: oh god sooo many. fanatic ear picking is probably the worst.

X – X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: do ct scans count? i’ve never broken a bone knock on wood so no boner x-rays.

Y – YOYOS: is this the only Y word you could come up with? i actually had a yoyo phase in highschool it lasted a week but i was pretty good. the end.

Z – ZODIAC SIGN: aries but i don’t really believe in this garbage.