white trash ballad

no one wants to be in a band with me because i would violently hog the spotlight. it’s ok i “get” it. fully. way to miss the biggest potential money pot ever though, retards. i wrote some punk songs regardless of all that. there is no sense in depriving you of my amazing one song a decade writing skills so here she goes no laughing!

WHITE TRASH BALLAD by lauren white

i know a boy
he said to me
you’re very ugly
it’s plain to see
i said why don’tcha
check your fuckin’ eyes
i’m gonna give you
a big surprise

i know a girl
she’s dead to me
she was my best friend
since we were three
i said why don’t you
just run away
and so she did
that was last may

i knew a boss man
and i don’t care
for any of his
bossin’ affairs
he told me baby
that this is it (point to crotch)
i told that fucker
i fuckin’ quit!

and then my baby
he ran away
i didn’t need him
why should he stay
i told my baby
you give me head
or else dear boyfriend
you’re fuckin’ dead (cringe!)

my dyin’ wishes
i ain’t got none
don’t want no cryin’
just drink ’til sun
no hocus pocus
no churchy rhymes
take out that bill roll
and bust some lines

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA ok some laughing is allowed. i wrote this in the car early summer in like 15 seconds and it’s kind of a rip of a song we did in an old band i was in.

the other song i wrote is too gay for typing you would have to just hear it which will be never so bye have a great case of the mondays!