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please explain sweet tooths to me i don’t get how that shit can be enjoyable. mmm i have a hankering for pain right now i want my teeth covered entirely in sugar and gristle and chemical dye YUM. i think it’s a guy thing too.

see that bag of sour keys? i ate the entire thing.

saliva finally beat out the sour we’re on easy street now.

this is what she looks like in the morning. so much higher up in real life i will probably never stop mentioning that.

book proposal writing time ughhhhhhh. i mean yay! YAY!

the notion of the book proposal is funny to me. all that time and effort put into writing a document that is supposed to sell the idea of the book to prospective publishers like, why not just write the fucking book instead and be like here you go publish it. why waste time being all formal about it? if i was a formal writer i’d have a book in stores already hello. or like, i’d be somebody. no that is not a complaint. your face is.

RIP john lennon 29 years ago today. sigh.

how much does this sell you on londontown (the real one) sigh can’t wait to go back again someday.

I really think you would have the best time with Chloe & I. If you like laughing, cycling, eating good food, being a dick and going out dancing along with shopping for unusual things in unusual places, we’re your men.

And obviously, London is a pretty wonderful city if you know it well. Swimming in Hackney fields lido, wine at the Royal Festival Hall or Gordons, dancing at the Book Club in Shoreditch, boutiques on Brick Lane, comedy at Ginglik in Shepherds Bush, Borough food Market and roast Sunday Lunch on Sundays, beer in the cinema at the Curzon Soho or Mayfair, thrift and record shopping on Portobello road where you can get the best pots of tea in nearby Notting Hill. Friends bands’ in Dalston dive pubs…book market on the Southbank with crepes. Jack the Ripper tour in Spitalfields, with Christopher Wren churches too. Plus Chloe makes chilli vodka and fucking wicked jams and preserves.

kirsty you are the best. remember when you accidentally posted a text i sent you on your blog WITH my phone number in it and i got up in the middle of the nite to email freak you out about it. awesome.

27 thoughts on “music to drown by

  1. Um, that is the Posh Person’s Tour of London, for sure. Not saying you’re not posh, but if you want some real fun it’s All You Can Eat for $1.00 Meatball Night at Ikea in Elizabeth, New Jersey on Saturday.

  2. sweet tooth sensitivity is usually caused by abrasions at the juncture of tooth enamel and root, the cemento-enamel junction. Aggressive or incorrect brushing is usually the cause. The abrasions can be treated with light cure fluoride sealant by your dentist and that treatment will provide relief instantly and usually lasts up to a year. Toothpastes for sensitive teeth will help but require daily use. See how useful I am.

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  3. LOVE sour keys, sour everything. i miss those old candies that were a rip off of “nerds” called “dweebs”. love how they were sour and would rip off your tastebuds.

  4. I’m pretty sure all of the “time and effort” put into writing just a proposal is so that if publishers think your book idea stinks, you don’t waste all the “time and effort” of writing the actual book, silly!

  5. my idea is solid gold. but the universal idea of the proposal is to have something to shop around to various publishers with. not to x-nay the idea. you sound amateur. thanks “god”.

  6. Duly noted.

    However, unless you’re writing some sort of soul-searching, game-changing piece of literature, if there are no buyers, why bother? The book and film industries work this way more often than not… professional writers submit their proposals and depending on the interest, proceed to work – ideally with an advance to live on. Otherwise, it’s kinda like going to the trouble and expense of building a house for someone, then asking if they like it. If not, at which end of the creek would you be? I apologize if this efficient way of doing things may sound amateur.

  7. you should be apologizing for coming off as a know it all sounding (at base) gasbag, really. you are insinuating that i am a know-nothing here. i did not ask for your input. i was pontificating aloud for humour’s sake. in summation, there ARE buyers so chill out. i have an agent, i am with an agency. the end.

  8. I’m truly sorry about my gas. I think it’s just that I have been digging on the new Sebastien Grainger video too much.

  9. I am really f-ing nosey and I apologize in advance for being this way but um, is dave you room-mate, friend or new love interest, don’t hate me for asking, just trying to follow along yo.

  10. super rude and nosy. what is this US weekly? if anyone cared (which they don’t) they’d email me privately about it. you just want the latest gossip scoop and for what?

  11. i entirely understand the curiosity (im grouchy cos im sick and weak at the moment) but yeah, tired of people thinking they can just invade and invade you know? nothing personal.

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