bruise journal
i almost want the bruise to appear now. in writing it down i dunno it’s like i am a fucking wizard and i so know what that crack on the arm is gonna lead to whereas every other bruise that appears, not a clue. ever. so far though, no bruise. lame.
oh and mcd’s almost made me ralph last nite (thank god for pepto pills) so won’t be doing that again. i still feel like shit. i made a video about how i have no indigestion, or remorse, i don’t feel fat and so on guess there’s no point in posting it. next stop, burger king.
i’ve had zero nutritional intake o’re the last three days, unless you count kidney beans in chili dip covered in cheese thicker than house insulation. therefore nothing is sticking to my body. skeleton party yeah!
what else do you want to talk about i had other non-important things uuuuuuum. friday already you don’t say eh? what’s going on this weekend?
I just wanna send a shout out to my grandma!!
awww i love that first comment hhahahaa
thats harsh considering they put anti-nausea shit in their foods…
i used to get the runs every time i ate there as a kid.. :/
Just a couple of weeks ago i was watching some of her films.
She was very beautiful marilyn monroe.
are u guys sure thats a joint and not a cigarette and is that a kid in the video below her???? i cant tell….(marilyn footage)
I admire the need to eat slutty foods. Every year, here in the South, South America, but not THE South America- as in the geographical land mass… I would insert something that makes us Southern here, but whatever- we’re so frikken assimilated… I guess we’ll always have the accents:)
I go to the Coastal Empire Fair and have a polish sausage dog replete with grilled onions, peppers, and mustard, a caramel apple (some years I substitute candy) usually a funnel cake (w/ whoopt cream and strawberries of course) and always a homemade rootbeer to wash it down. Next year I’m goin’ for nachos, too…
Burger King… I usually go #11… a.k.a. the BK stacker- stacker sauce mixed with bacon is next to God and I get a Whopper Jr. (no tomatoes) and substitute cheesy tots for the fries. I usually ask for a sweet and sour sauce to dip the tots in, and if it’s a bitchy attendant they’ll try and make you pony up .25 extra cents b/c it’s such an intricate order and I forget and ask them afterward so they just think that I didn’t want to come off of 25 extra cents- please fukc off (where is the key for cents these days!)
I’ve always eaten my burgers the same since I was as young as I can remember: Everything but THE RED. I.e. no ketchup or tomato!!
No shit man really
I actually love tomatoes… it’s just they have their place with me, but more on that later