risha comes to town

haaaaaaaay girl.

hi, i’m a fuckin’ muppet.

and so it begins.

inspectin’ tour. how did you describe the bathroom again alicia? hotel bathroom? with all kinds of things to check out and play with?

yep yep lookin’ good all clear here.

hair vortex. she was like how did you even get this couch it belongs in a bar.

snoops.

heheh.

christmas town.

chili dip town. see our disney princess advent calendar haha. after we wolfed the dip alicia was all have anything sweet? i said we can eat the calendar. didn’t happen. thinking about it right now.

i swear i stopped drinking.

ran out of ikea tea lites had to dip into the xmas stash.

they make my heart swoon. well, made.

just ate this again right now. diet of champs! so much for post period skinn-ay.

check out my moms.

that ring is broken. no tracks were spun.

best broil yet.

too much cheese if you can believe it. it was basically lasagna thick.

shit yeah.

not enough candles. they’re not even all there either haha.

scrabble cards rules. cards scrabble? oh whatever. you can get crazy high points.

a math lesson.

eventually attention spans got ‘tarded so we buddied up on teams.

my brother said i look like brendan fraser in encino man. i agree.

the last time my face broke out all hot and my ears got super red was doing jagerbombs a few years back. you can’t really tell through all my makeup though i assure you that shit was hot and beat red.

totally burnin’ up had to press a cold brew all over my face for a bit.

going for more of a dewy look these days. paha. hypertension is sexy.

double and triple word booyah! have fun doing blasted math.

me: props http://twitter.com/raymitheminx/status/6277599647

Ryan (omg it snowed there!): hahah yeah i can’t tell if i’m funny or crazy today
but aw thx for the cyber shoutout

me: yeah if u think its crazy and I think its funny that means its funny
and vise versa

Ryan: haha fine line sometimes it’s a swing and a miss. today it’s like who and what’s next though

me: but do tell me when my shit is funny it is of the utmost importance

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