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stretch out and wait

feels like high school all over again. i’ll fish around my archives in a second for glow in the dark mini golf pics from when i decided to look like charlize theron in sweet november, basically d-y-k-e-y at 18.

baton twirling is in my roots. new pants thanks stitches you cheap bitches. very shiny.

i wear black on the outside because black is how i feel on the inside – The smiths. nice one guys. unlovable much HA song title joke pahaha ah.

mall rattin’ it up big times.

losing my abs.

1/2 off tan til friday, 4 bucks for super bed 8 minutes. love a deal.

not too sure how the suburbs are taking to your hero.

hey brosz7 i’m huge in poland!

and in zines.

my “articles” have been printed many times over in various publications. i have stacks of magazines and junk oh whatever. before they crinkle up into dust may as well take a picture for posterity’s sake.

man, fat sucked.

some real artists out here let me tell you.

regrets? yes. not stuffing this in my mouth.

i get it jack astor’s, you’re hangin’ on to some of the wacky. yawn. more like yawny yeah, that’s the extra comments i shoulda left on my bill slip. just kidding when i fill those out i give glowing reviews cos i need to be liked, even after i leave. especially then.

9 thoughts on “stretch out and wait

  1. Raymi, you minx, you taunt us with the bloggin’ Australian (ozstraylin) thing and then go all coy.
    What’s happening?
    Are you visiting or faking?

    Fat?
    Please.

  2. Ilove this Polish magazine ‘wysokie obcasy’ :)in it I read about you for the first time. I am looking to your blog so far :)

  3. Mind blown wild photos. A* (that’s A star which is the British equivalent to an A plus, but infinitely cooler, which you are)

  4. I used to love those beds but it just destroyed my skin (beds + a lot of sun almost everyday). Now its Sun Touch by Nivea, not the same color but still cute.

  5. I’m not adverse to sunbeds I just can’t lie still for that long… same with sunbathing, I can’t stand the heat!

    So I use fake tan, I know real tans are so much nicer, and IMO less “maintenance” you don’t have to worry about looking orange and having streaks.

    I go for spray tan in the winter but someone I used to go to school with is now working in the salon and it’s a teeny bit weird being like ‘hai… here are my boobs and check me out in my paper thong??’

    Attractive.

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