into the groove

emo drive-in.

emo emo.

see how dead it was? long weekend maybe or just, no one cares in the city?

brewsky.

full moon.

zit nation.

is that called irony? probably not.

lets take a better look. i think it’s called FUNNY AT THE TIME.

oh whatever.

i love the toy museum section in the supermarket by dave’s cottage. nothing ever leaves the shelves.

think i’ll do all my christmas shopping here.

asshole cape for the president, dave’s childhood costume.

as if any of this could be in order.

oh sage.

both lovely and effective.

nose plugger.

somehow, total mystery, every bag of chips were annihilated on the first nite, well all the ones i wanted to plough through anyway.

paula abdul asshole hat upon closer inspection is more latoya jackson.

tons and tons and tons of photos of beer mountain’s evolution.

pineapple express fowl-up.

natural.

dave took my advice and claimed that jacket for himself.

not allowed to ride this thing due to “cottage politics” ugh.

so attractive.

fil’s new shirt, same design on the back. HOT.

whups i fucked up your line. sorry.

evidently i am pretty concerned about it.

what could you possibly be taking a picture of now?

good call.

who cast these people and styled them? a triangle?

yes this is like jenga, only shittier. the die was missing. i have no idea if it came first or jenga.

the guys sabotaged me, i go to all the trouble of digging that stupid game out from under the stairs, wiping the dust cobwebs and dead spiders off it and one round it’s toppled from their (purposeful) shoddy block placement yeah ok fine lets all go back to alienating me with your fucking mafia wars never-ending discussions instead. so fun!

and why is this hedgehog a slut? eyelashes, eyeshadow, really?

and who dismantled my geese orgy?

i tried, shit doesn’t fit me.

wildly hung. i got fil to get me breakfast to go and i ate it lying down in bed with my fingers on my pillow like a total champ. moments prior i was dreaming about eating waffles and blueberry sauce and butter and blam fil walks in the room with breakfast. hoovered!