sorry JeeNee but i’m pretty busy

I want to have New Friend.

so flattered that you thought of me!

나는 새로운 친구를 가지고 싶습니다.

uh?

And I want to know about other countries.

you are barkin’ up the wrong tree i know NOTHING about other countries.

그리고 다른 나라에 대해 알고 싶습니다.

come again?

I will have a great time with you.

hmmm enticing…

난 당신과 함께 멋진 시간을 가질 것입니다.

????????

We will be talking about is a lot.

we will be talking about is a lot what? we will be talking lots, like girlfriends or you talk too much? pass.

우리에 대해 많은 대화를 가지게 될 것입니다.

ugh.

I want to be a very special friend to you.

thanks again, really flattered but i don’t have room in my life right now for more people.

난 당신의 매우 특별한 친구가 되고 싶습니다.

Let’s learn about each other!

guy just read my blog!

서로에 대해 배우도록 해요!

seriously what are these characters and who can even read them?

If you have the courage, you to contact me first.

look idiot YOU contacted ME first. you already made the contact i thought asians were supposed to be super smart.

만약 당신이 용기를 가지고 있다면, 나에게 먼저 연락 주세요.

From. JeeNee

one point for the dope name.

THIS IS GOING TO BE ME IN TWO MINUTES!

except in a bikini doing laps in the lake YES!

if you want to get dave to play one more round of lord of the rings monopoly with you all you have to do is roll him a huge spliff from his roach collection. can’t help it man i was desperate. sickitating i know.

oh yeah saw inglorius basterds at the cherry beach drive in last nite, great flick. didn’t stick around for halloween II though. that drive in is sweet but it’s a bit of a hike to the bathroom and kinda scary too. it wasn’t packed at all when we showed up (in fact we thought it was closed) and the lot was empty. totally different scene than the 5 drive-in, less funnies to ogle, more urban lame normies. oh and they check your car for brews so be careful, we stashed ours in our pillow cases and laid them down in the backseat, heart was racing like a motherfucker felt like going through customs i was acting all hyperly casual as in completely UNcasual dead giveaway but we made it huzzah.

bye jeenees!

so glad i joined a gym.

jazzed!

oh god yes.

oh god yes!