When you kiss me heaven sighs

oh these old things.

who’s your casual friend?

standing in a sewer drain. hot.

sharing a giggle over someone’s little (loud comical) tumble over a bike last nite no time for details.

i am gargantuan beside britt, i’m like two people, gladiator amazon.

i wish (no i don’t) they all could be california girls.

noah (lead singer of hhead remember them!?) was wondering why i was such a popular blogger. britt scoffed THAT’S WHY! ha.

that’s noah now sans grunge hair. funny ass dude.

oh wendi.

after my cray cray appointment yesterday i met up with fil to walk him and my bike home, so irritating getting over to yonge that time of day i want to murder everyone a fucking ttc BUS tried to outrun me even though i was going along just fine ahead i yielded you stupid bitch but nooooo has to show off to the world they can outrun some chick on a bicycle, cool story winner. almost had some blood on your hands there shitface. anyway point being, einstein pub’s wings are really good.

now i have to work out with a personal trainer and let him smell my amazing aroma of booze sweat fumes (not even gonna shower) and then play coy when he tries to sign me up to the gym. yesterday someone called from the fitness club and was like I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU on my voicemail so creepy. after that hopefully i can sneak in a hair appointment with rose to touch up some dark patches and maybe add more light blond.

this morning my hangover and i were gifted to the sweet melody of fire alarm testing at 8am and it’s still going strong what the shit guys i think they work, relax. on top of that air show practice, fighter jet sonic booms blasting overhead great for the ole anxiety.

also hopefully i can convince shoppers to take back some liquid concealer i bought in a shade too dark, it was the same number as a shade i’ve been using only i didn’t notice the HONEY nude, mine is LIGHT nude and i’ve also been mixing it with an even lighter shade cos the first one i bought was even too dark. switching styles of makeup in the beginning stages is a super hassle. crossing fingers they’ll do it and use the open one as a tester for trade.