AUGUST 2008 ARCHIVES PART 2

still makes me convulsive tremble laugh when i watch this video thanks sarah.

you ain’t a has been if you never was.

makeup drag queen music time

things you can’t say

Best injury

a piece of glass flew into my stomach from my brother swinging a grover stuffed doll while jumping on my bed and it hit the ceiling light and smashed to the ground, i was sitting leaning against my closet door wearing a bathingsuit (kids are awesome) it didnt even hurt that i recall, the glass was so sharp and fine it just plunked in, not too deep. my bro jumped off the bed and out of the room totally frightened he was going to get it, my parents came in the room, picked me up and put me on his bed in his room (glass was all over my floor) and took the glass out of my belly, i was gushing blood. no stitches, and i have a scar now, its tiny.

BANGS O’CLOCK

DT Bistro lunch date

hey thanks dennis

awesome day.

is it embarrassing to call a variety store and ask if they have watermelon and then show up and buy one? cos i can’t like pretend that it wasn’t me who called.

first epic anxiety of last summer way to go loser.

Ryan: haha i saw a fistfight over tom petty once i’m not gonna argue
this dude was like IF ANYONE SAYS ONE BAD THING ABOUT PETTY I’M GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
someone went, HE’S OLD AND WASHED UP
got punched in the face
haha people love petty eh

i’ve always had a thing for her

sorry it didn’t occur to you to be interesting on the internet when blogging started.

fixing a hole

WTF

and then this dog from outerspace showed up to hang

this one is still available

jklgweg;pbewvbiphew9tgeyw[

how to fake a british accent for over a month for no reason

what is the laziest most effective non-illegal way to fix this?

caution: white person dancing

POSTSECRETTTTTTTTTTT ripper

hey fucksicles

i was made for this

come see how much of a scumbag i look like right now please

perfect saturday

banned

BJ GAME BOX with sass

you’re all rock stars now in a network town

anyways, your like make ur own fucking hollywood, and i say fuck yeah!

happy birthday martin tweed!

Just gonna tell a quick story here, regarding why what Raymi does is valuable, important

starvation headache

does it offend you yeah?

made nachos last nite

which doll is prettier? you can still cast votes.

fucking dick tried to steal our bikes!

i miss rock of love like a hole in the head.

raymi’s kitchen

i had issues learning to swallow pills as a kid. true embarrassing story. there is nothing more disgusting than a tablespoon of OJ and some mystery white powder mixture floating around in your mouth.

LINDSAY IF YOU ARE READING I SWEAR I AM NOT CRAZY AND I MEANT EVERY WORD IN THE COOLEST WAY POSSIBLE AND NO IT’S NOT BALONEY I ONLY SAID THAT TO MY BOYFRIEND TO SAVE FACE.

so i have this thing where i think i’m really fucking funny right?

steph was very excited about going out on the town with the big girls.

so far she hasn’t written back.

we should make a skit and film it for my blog because i dont think all of toronto is convinced that i am a fucking lunatic enough yet

i love you chunk

i would not shut up about jimmy so embodying charlie bucket. there’s something hugely unfair about party dudes with grey hair, women can’t pull that off. i intend to try it.

uhhh ok?

look it’s me again. (one of these guys actually emailed me cos of this post!)

oh summer that’s it i’m not fucking the rest of THIS ONE up!

are you being gay when you play with your own dick? YOU CAN STILL VOTE!