cliches are my favezies
S Says:
08.18.08 at 3:57 pm
I like hearing wannabe suicide girl types bemoan how hardcore they’re living being some fucking two-bit weed and coke dealer’s girlfriend. Yeah, babe, you really lived the life. it’s going to be a great memoir someday when you’ve squirted out a couple of kids and are bored with your upper-middle-class husband.
FWAHAHAHABAAhahaahAHAa ah haha.
can we retire that line of reasoning yet? is the square police going to show up at my house someday and go excuse me the jig’s up time to straighten up and fly right your days of being unlame end right now.
sorry to break it to ya kids but i intend to be an obnoxious dick pretty much for the rest of my life, and no little shit kid i might birth is going to change that. do you know that it is actually 2008 and not 1950? since when does starting a family equate packing in your personality, i don’t even think it is humanly possible to undergo such a drastic change like that. i know my parents didn’t. my kid is going to be 1000% mouthier than i am and it is going to be hilarious until they hit their teens then BOARDING SCHOOL IT IS SEE YOU WHEN YOU’RE 18. haha. nuh i kid i kid, all my money is going toward holidaying as much as possible and leaving the kid with fil’s mom.
anyway the point is, what kid wouldn’t be elated to discover that their mother reigned supreme a tiny little nook of the nets for awhile, embarrassed you say? ok well i can just send you right back with the stork you ungrateful little twat, thanks to me you have a dazzling quick-witted personality and jokes up the yin-yang and are really really exceptionally good looking.
so in conclusion, no i will not regret this blog, and yes this will be a great memoir thanks for reminding me, i haven’t even begun to scratch the surface of all the stories logged in my demented brain.
sorry it didn’t occur to you to be interesting on the internet when blogging started.
raymi contest time come out and be socially awkward with me!
Pssst! Did you hear? Samsung and Koodo Mobile have launched MobileMoment.ca a site designed to connect Torontonians and keep the city up-to-date on downtown gossip (think craigslist missed connections). Login to the site and map your moment on the interactive Google map, reply to posts that interest you, or just spy on what others be talkin’boot. And it all comes together at the Make A Connection party at the Social on August 28. ANNIE and VND/LSM will be DJing and drinks will be flowing! Register today at MobileMoment.ca to RSVP.
i have 5 spots i can put on the list as well anyone can rsvp themself on the site, but if i put you down you may just get some extra hook-up WINK WINK WANK! Just remember that capacity at The Social is 350 so come early if you want to get in on this.
oh right i said it was a contest ok uh, to get on the list with me you have to just 1. not be a retard and 2. email me!
