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Bikini Quest

i couldn’t even try half these bastards on properly as the security tag was attached to the top and bottoms so i had to get dressed all over again (one of ten million depressing/annoying things when it comes to bathing suit shopping) walk over to the lady who had asked me to hang everything up properly before bringing it back out again (duh)(which i did) then she wasn’t even there to give ‘tude to.

seriously how can that equal the following…

some complicated back strap ish.

i bought it.

dare i say looks better IRL? call me fat whatever i’m below 120lbs now and i’m 5’8 so figure it out. (preemptive snotty cos i know the nasty comments are on their way).

no matter how much of a skinny day you’re having you are still a cow in a bikini.

yesterday at my mom’s coug bar.

22 thoughts on “Bikini Quest

  1. I think the boots really make the bikini. You look like you should be holding a shotgun blasting zombies left and right! Oooo fanart idea!

  2. I stalk here quite often, rarely comment. Sorry about that. I just have to say that you look awesome!! There is no way someone could give you a nasty comment, and if they do they are douchebags. Anyway, just had to say you look great. I’ve been following your weightloss and you’ve done amazing.

  3. commenters!

    you are all ignorant SLUTS!

    we need the “red carter” bikini!

    also, tho, yes, the name of your mom’s canadian-spot-make-out-with-jeff-bar would be classic.

    dont stop thinking ’bout tomorrow,
    jeff-the-cool-cat-doctor

  4. jeff, he carter bikini was very miami beach glitzy tacky. i have a pic maybe i’ll put it up. maybe. not the greatest fit.

    thanks every ones.

  5. My goodness I don’t see how anyone could ever call you “fat!” Aaaand, you’ve just inspired me, it is totally time to be ready for bikini season. IN THE TRASH these easter chocolates go! (okay maybe not the trash, I’d hate to see them completely go to waste)

  6. yeah there’s one old cow who lives to torment me on my looks, pathetic. thanks again brahs. just wait til i’m more tanned, the white of this suit will POP. (gay)(meh)

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