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afternoon shampain/why i stayed in tonite

jamie and i are drunk gchatting right now (which exclusively consists of me typing hahahaha at all of his typos)(he’s loads drunker than i am i’m just tired) and i can’t seem to be able to put down the twitter gun (damn you!)(mc hammer is the only celebrity that is following me back, other than the onion, both follow back everyone. so far i have been passive aggressively replying to the majority of heidi montag’s religious updates, it’s no small feat cos it’s pretty much all she tweets about, that and her cabbage patch kid husband and typing la la la. if there was ever a doubt that there were holes in that chick’s brain well, case is closed son) oh and jamie made a beer run this is the hipster line-up he just endured.

oh and look at this delicious thing i saw after pizza last nite on my way to the john. mmmm. compliments of that place beside rancho relaxo.

the bloc party scene was annoying to the max. friday warriors flocking to the city set out to get F’d ugh times ten kazills. also the singer made a dumb joke about noel gallagher and v fest then strummed wonderwall. sorry overstating the situation much? ps. not funny.

10 thoughts on “afternoon shampain/why i stayed in tonite

  1. I guess they’re still pissed about noel making fun of them for sucking so much. No sense of humour.

  2. massimo’s is so good, too bad about the mice but i suppose every restaurant in toronto has them… i saw a cockroach walk across the bar in front of me at free times one night. i told the bartender about his little friend and he might want to, you know, kill it before people who were having food saw it.

    etc.

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