my pRon

saturday’s takings.

there was a crazy points day going on at shoppers, if you spent fifty bucks you got 20x the points, which we did and holy that was the nerdiest rush ever. also i had a voucher mailed to me for my birthday month that if i spent $50 i’d get 7000 points on the spot, i had forgotten it and asked an employee if the two promotions were able to coincide she was iffy about it but said bring it back later and maybe we can scan it after the fact. so i did yesterday and a different employee scanned it. more nerdy rush ensues. ahh man so next time i go i can get $25 dollars off my bill. all this came to $65 btw, shoppers inflates their prices ridiculously so. oh and my hair is super greasy from doing the VO5 treatment (clearance rack!) as well as using that fancy restorative pantene conditioner. fil also used the VO5 yesterday so we both had seinfeld hair.

then off to the hippie store.

and to another one. they have huge containers in the back to refill our hippie detergent, laundry soap, hippie glass cleaner and many more natural liquids. we didn’t bring our bottles though cos i wanted to show it off to fil first so he could beat off hands-free.

food/booze shopping. i started numbering each item so i could do a detailed boring list of everything but then i remembered i’m not a loser. full size version of this photo.

k bye! seinfeld hair!

Dear Rayray…

I forgot how much you made me laugh. I used to visit your page everyday for a dose of silly. Being that you’re on my facebook you came up on my page and I thought wow! long time, so i came on board again for a treat.
i also forgot how much i love you. i see you’re engaged now. isn’t that just lovely.
btw, my fav pic from your more recents (i obviously don’t have time to go through them all)is the kitty pic on the toilet where you said he looks like an egg? hahaha, yeah well, it’s so adorable, it is perfect.
WELL BABY ANGEL, I want your legs. But I won’t eat all that weird healthy crap you eat so i guess i can enjoy my fat thighs for a while longer. I JUST FUCKING LOVE HAVING A LITTLE WAIST AND BIG THIGHS. it makes jean shopping a blast. LIsa

what the f are you talking about i just lurked your fb and you dont have big thighs at all
i want a teeny weeny waist too sigh
thank you for the nice email
ps i eat like a pig a lot too