Flosstradamus
now that my camera is busticated i have to force fil to take pics of me, annoying. my favourite time to take crappy self-portraits is after a glass of wine, emptying my bladder then beer-goggling myself in the mirror, snapping a ton until i get the right one, likely just how the ole pentax bit the dust. anyway, after disciplining cid (fil did) last nite immediately after i asked fil to take some pictures of me. enjoy. or don’t.
my abs are starting to get their shit together as well as love handles.
here i am asking if i can list that cooler on craigslist. the answer is no. oh and get a load of the sauce from supper on my chin.
yesterday was a good hair day, who knew washing it did that?
a relic from 1999 i took from the laundry room library collection. practically every book i’ve donated has disappeared too. i shall gift this to fil’s ex for xmas.
i told fil the top right corner one is what my body looks like in my head.
my head is a nice place to live.
Oh I thought you were pointing to your vast collection of cat-hair lint picker uppers.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
who re-designed your website? i hate you!
lol.
That last pic scares the hell outta me. It’s not supposed to look like that. Kinda looks like that one has teeth.
scroll down to the bottom and you’ll see a link, click on it dicklick.
you’re lucky you have a smokin’ hot body
why cos i’m such a loser? careful, or fil will introduce you to a knuckle sandwich.
your camera broke?!! nooooooooo!
yes my life is over
oh god, that last one made me die laughing!!
that’s what your face looks like.
Ack! TAN ENVY!!!!
And I am sorry times 2 I didn’t make it to your show.. I had a wig out, and am still pam-less… I hope it was a triumphant success!
you should reveal how youve gotten so thin. coke? mountain climbing? healthy livin? you look aweseome!
poor raymi!! quick someone rich buy her a new one, not me I live paycheck by paycheck like the r tard I am!
oh, and your abs are rockin.
what is the best actual way to get rid of love handles, mine are so gross these days wah!
This is soooo much better! I’d stopped reading you everyday because I’d get kicked off. Now…no kicking off…much better for reading. Looks great.
how much do you weigh now?
i quit smoking and i’m afraid of getting fat. is that horrible?? how much do you weigh now, do you exercise? and what did you do to avoid getting fat when you quit? yikes i haven’t had to worry about weight in such a long time!
i quit smoking last winter and haven’t been skinnier – quitting smoking weight gain is a myth. im 125lbs, 5’8. if it’s in your genes to gain weight or overeat then so it shall be it has fuck all to do with smoking or non. will elaborate on this more later.
email!
i mean i am emailing you.
you look like you are a latina
I totally have that book too!
Love the new look both bloggy and in person! You are looking HOT… as if you of course know that already but of course
dear raymi,
here: http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
love, mike
i like the new site! are you gonna make a little avatar or whatever it’s called so that the bookmark has a little design next to the name? instead of a blank piece of paper
tony i haven’t done coke in ages, you clearly do not read my blog, this is from eating right and exercise.
The site looks terrific!Seems so fresh.
and mike thank you for being then ten millionth person to send me that link and now i can’t get the word semen out of my head.
that last photo is hilarious. love your face, like UGHHH WHAT’S THAT A VAGINA, THAT’S FRIGHTENING!!!
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