i will

i go a little cray cray on the burt’s bees before bed and especially during winter, it gets just so damn dry!

we should get a humidifier.

fil is growing out his beard, sort of a tie-in with movember though he already had a moustache to begin with, so yeah, more beard it is and i like it.

Ryan: hey crossword help – The Force was with him, 4 letters
(jaws was never my scene and i don’t like star wars)

me: luke

Ryan: thx
aw it was YODA 4 letters
some geek you are

me: ahh oops
i thought some one said may the force be with you to luke
they also say it in church
haha no wait
they say may the lord be with you
HAHAHAHA
i kind of want to go to church now to say that

Ryan: hahahah
be like oops
i thought because you wear glasses you’d know that shit so it’s my own fault for asking
then they go AND WITH YOU AS WELL eh

me: blast someone away with your invisible phaser beam

Ryan: i’ll bring my r2d2 cooler it’s sweet

me: no they say and also with you
you have to shake everyones hand around you
its really creepy and annoying
and stupid

Ryan: here they say and with you as well from what i remember
but yeah it’d be funny to be like ew germs and not touch anyone
maybe you’re right i’ve only been to church once

me: thats like the different ways of getting married – saying i do or i will
i will just rubs me the wrong way

Ryan: people say i will?
ew

me: yeah how pretentious

Ryan: i will take out the garbage and get the coffee right

me: HA

Ryan: yeah that doesn’t sound good

me: its not proper english
DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN?
I WILL
you will what?
i think they answer it literally cos theyre nervous
WILL you take this man
then they say i will
if asked DO you take this man then its I DO
ok i just figured it out thank you nevermind

Ryan: will is more future-tense, do is more present-tense
now that i think about it’s like

me: right

Ryan: obv they DO if they’re there getting married
so the priest wants to ask if they will later, too

me: haha

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DEAR RAYMI YOU LOOK LIKE SELMA BLAIR IN THAT KATH AND KIM SHOW

LOVE FROM THE TEN MILLIONTH PERSON WHO HAS SAID THIS

that is all.