shit i don’t want no more

i FINALLY purged my sock (ha i just wrote cocks) and underwear drawers, filled up a big bag for charity (no skids relax you fool, alicia did it as well cos po’ folk need ‘em some underwears too man) and set aside some stuff for you pervs to bid on, all about to go up on raymistore (woah what happened to that template??) and you have one week to lay claim, request/make an offer otherwise to charity it goes. i don’t care how gross you may think this is, you’re gross! some of these things are just too stupidly sentimental to give away to strangers for free who won’t know the wimpy little tale behind a bra i have held onto since i was 16 and could not ever fill out. plus, maybe one day you know i might just ledge out on ya and you’ll have something seriously fuckin’ priceless on your hands. i practically never even wore these things anyway, so chill.

ps. this was not a fun chore AT ALL.