first thing in the morning flattery

since posting those stupid dance videos in my dress the entire pervitory of youtube has subscribed to my feed, i’ve been getting the cheesiest comments on other long forgotten dance videos too and then this piece of genius:

I hope your expression with this video was about the addictions that lurk within people and being set free from them…because this is a very real song and artform that should not be mocked or exploited by trying to be cute in front of a camera for the sake of views or whatever your goal was. …I mean NO hate or harm by what i’m saying…just curious because its a beautiful and very real expression with class and long time favorite of mine since it was released by Prince Paul & Automator.

i am continuously amazed by the stupidity of the youtube person and how totally oblivious to the rest of the internet they are. yes, i took this very real song and made a very real video about real addiction, because i keeps it real and i take the internet, my music and dance videos on youtube SO VERY SERIOUSLY.

here’s another gem:

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oh wowowowwwww
are you reallyyy from Canadaaaa???

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
im from Indonesiaaaa

and this

info
do u have myspace?

and this:

Interested in makign great money working from home, part tie, making videos?
I run a paysite that allows girls just like you to start a site of your own and earn amazing money ($100+ per hour, thousands a month) for making sexy videos of themselves dancing flirting etc.. please apply here, or on my website at www.webmodelsneeded.com

I’d love to work with you and get your site going, please get in touch if you are interested!

barf

do you wanna read a story of what i’d love to do with you?

now, while i don’t exactly expect engineers and doctors to be lurking around for ass videos (hmm well actually…) i am boggled by these dude’s inability to take just one second to look up at my profile and click my fucking homepage link, why can’t these guys bang two rocks together and figure out hmm maybe she’s just using youtube for her blog? the same goes for flickr. ugh! srlkjgbdfk;bgdfbndf

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LOVE IT!

duuuuuude never ever saw it comin’ nope never. ever. fil says if that’s all he gets indicted for over the next four years he should consider himself a very lucky man.

i canNOT wait for this doc!

and ANTM season finale is tonite. PUMPED.