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um please do that and film it then mail me a copy, thank you. FAP FAP FAP.


so say IT fool! though i bet you my blog if you do you will never see that kid or parent ever again cos parents outright refuse to take any responsibility for fucking up their kids based purely on their insecurities as parents, which is sad and frustrating to witness.


sigh, this was just last week right? i don’t understand people who put the effort into mailing a “secret” such as this on a personalized crafted postcard, i mean, i have piles of shit that should have been mailed months ago, like, actual important things so if you’re going to go to all the trouble of mailing a postcard can you at least make your secret a good one? is that too much to ask? basically what this “secret” tells me is I AM LONELY HERE IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS PLEASE EMAIL ME SO I CAN STOP THIS ARTS N CRAFTS LONER PARTY OF ONE. im serious, not even trying to be mean here, put your email address on your next postcard and i will email you!


when i first read this i totally thought it was sent in by a woman and i had a funny visual of her with an entire fucking bottle of lotion shoved up her twat and i was v impressed. this is still pretty funny though, albeit a tad gross but whatever, yuppies need relief too, if all of them took care of business solo in the john there would be less extra-marital affairs and all around explosive office psycho tension i reckon.


easy on the L’s there my AL-anon candidate, i’m happy you feel better confessing this and actually think you kind of deserve to rip off this louse. if you’re going to stick it out with someone who loves booze more than you that’s your choice, it’s a stupid one but still, i think you should both get help.


?????? so? and what’s your point other than you just wanted to brag that you are 1. anorexic and 2. a self-proclaimed intellect. combined, the two most self-important pieces of annoying shit ever I’M VERBOSE I HAVE FOOD ISSUES FUCKIN’ LOOK AT ME! loser.


totally agree even though i don’t believe in god or heaven, there is only this world and if you are a piece of shit in it to animals i will hunt you down and tear your face off then phil will chain your ankles to his spoiler and we will drive to the burbs for sunday dinner with you.


BAHAHAHA HA HA ha haha

aw

i do not believe in karma at all, i do not quote karma, i do not give quarters to homeless people with “change for good karma” signs. i do believe what goes around comes around though which essentially is the same thing, i think the stigma the word karma has is the issue, it brings to mind the image of dirty hippies crying and eating leaves.

anyway lady, i can’t wait for the mourning over your little zygote postcard. pfft. you deserved this so hard because you said you yelled at your bud, that’s disgusting.


wow what are you a post on my blog? how insightful. if this is the only secret you can come up with that is pretty, pretty sad. you are obviously reaching out but you need to work on your game BIG TIME. oh and i go through a ton of tp, do you think that will make me new friends now? F.


you and abortion hypocrite should be locked in a basement together.

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