watching the grey sky that’s acting like a good guy

so this guy beside me on the go train yesterday gets busted for not having his ticket popped, i paused my zune to better eavesdrop on his exchange with the ticket guy, whom totally bought his story – basically, dude said he could not afford to miss the train and he sees it already pulling into the station as he finally found a parking spot, bollocks, impossible to make the train even if you did find a spot remotely near the station entrance but most importantly I SAW YOU ever so slowly and casually cruise on by and check me out repeatedly a good five minutes before the train was due and then when on the train you PROWLED IT til you conveniently spot some pals sitting across from me then sit beside me in the empty seat and talked to them til the ticket lords showed up. ahh man it was so enjoyable listening in on this spiel knowing he knew that i knew it was all bullshit AND THEN when he got away with it he re-told the bullshit story to his nerdy waspy friends who bought it, so good. so SO good. i have to admit his story was impressive and i tucked away some of it for future reference just in case. though if he does it again he’s fucked, you get a warning first time around i guess. he had a ticket with all these different punches on it from different stations and it was pretty skiddy looking RED FLAG that he often takes the train and repetitiously tempts fate by not popping (that means not paying to you non-go train informed folk) and everyone who regularly commutes knows the score, the price of travel adds up and is a major drag and every so often the utmost of do-gooder has ‘emself a free ride. why not we deserve it but don’t worry with those free rides comes some bad mama jamma vibes for the duration of said ride which includes sweaty hellish paranoia and fear of public embarrassment especially in the winter, out of the corner of your eye anyone with a bulky jacket is SO the man out to nab you, not worth it and then if caught you get to pay 110 bones. i dunno why the ticket guy bought it cos he was all over the place with his commuting from oakville to hamilton to toronto crap, sick relative yadda yadda not to mention he had a huge winter coat on (has a car remember) AND HELLO if you have a car why are you taking the train all over the fucking place? and not to be classist or anything but dude didn’t seem like a car owner, just by his walk, i know people, i stare at them all the time and make up little judgments based on simple observations, people is my specialty, sometimes i’m wrong, but often i’m right.

DUDES a fucking chocolate cake just arrived here i am so stressed out of my mind right now i am going to put my face in it.

I just sent you a cake (seriously, I did). It has no dairy, eggs or peanuts – amazing for food allergy sufferers. You probably won’t eat it (you skinny bitch) but I bet fil will. Be prepared for horny courier.
-natalie

well, i don’t have any allergies though i think i am still allowed to hit this thing. oh and this courier was not at all horny like the last one BUT he did come to my actual door so i think he is even with the last guy though it didn’t say raymitheminx on the paper to pique his peen. ew sorry.