teach me how to be like city fashionable
Ryan: hey aunty raymi
how’s it goin
me: i have a hair ache from a bun
Ryan: hair ache?
put pens and feathers through it !
it’d be WHIMSICAL
me: everyone is doing that right now
Ryan: well how am i supposed to know that
i live in red rock
i’m innocent
me: true
Ryan: are bush jackets back in yet
me: the native look is in right now
Ryan: good then i’ll leave red rock
i heard moccasins were pretty cool there
the indians up here just wear like fubu or exco or adidas.
and they rap.
me: the snuggie
Ryan: haha i watched a whole infomercial about that
and then i cut holes in an old blanket
it works but you feel like a nerd
me: HAAH
stoner outfit
Ryan: one rope around your waist and you’re like a monk
with a joint in the mouth yes
hockey sweaters are always still cool right
teach me how to be like city fashionable
me: hockey sweaters are not cool (edit:i thought he meant jerseys)
Ryan: oh fuck yeah they are
ok disagreement #1
don’t you have a hockey sweater
me: are sports jackets cool?
no
Ryan: well no
but sweaters yes
me: nothing sport is cool EVER
nike shocks? not cool
Ryan: what if it’s like your favourite team ever and you’re just representin
me: lululemon pants?
Ryan: what are those
me: if its like a vintage totally shrunken tight jersey then ok
or a sweater
Ryan: i got a hockey sweater in the mail today with my name and number on it
you’re killin my buzz
sorta
me: sorry
Ryan: what are luluemon pants, ps i own nothin but jeans
me: lululemon is an exercise brand for dumpy chicks to trick you into thinking they actually work out
Ryan: oh kinda like under armour for guys?
me: all the suburban chicks wear it
guys wear it too
Ryan: everlast is even more skid to me
me: like running jackets and crap
expensive
Ryan: it’s like riight you’re a BOXER.
me: which is funny to me when people buy it to fit in
its the gap of yoga clothing
Ryan: but they’re fat?
me: fat medium thin all types wear it
tight black yoga pants with a slight bell bottom to hide cankles
Ryan: haha ok i haven’t spotted those
me: http://www.lululemon.com/
well you live in the forest and run with wolves
Ryan: people wear sweatpants
hahah they keep their distance
it’s more like bush up here like. third generation forest. thick, anyway
hemp necklaces, do they equal instant hippie?
me: i guess so
but if u wear hippie jewelery with an urban boho look yer fine
if u wear it with a jerka you’re a tea head
Ryan: yeah i just have the necklaces
one sarong
me: u know those beach hoodies
i used to have one
Ryan: great now i’m xmas shoppin for my sister at this link you sent me
yeah ponchos
i lost my poncho
me: looks like they were made out of burlap and then striped
Ryan: it was warm
i got a jacket like it though
me: if jerseys were fitted better they could be cool
Ryan: mine fits perfect ! and it says RAY on the back ! and 27! and has an A on the shoulder !
most of mine are too big though like. for real hockey so it sucks
just baggy as fuck yknow?
me: yeah not cool
Ryan: do you use skype i could just show you for a cool-check
me: baggy is not in
no i dont
