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Xenia: dude I feel that I need to tell you as a pal that you should really take it easy on making this pout face in pictures

me: wow youre a fucking bitch eh
thats how my mouth goes
im not making it

Xenia: wtf i knew you were gonna take it like that

me: when im nervous i cant help IT

Xenia: but i have seeen you in real life and it doesnt
oh

me: jesus

Xenia: fuck well sorry didnt mean to be a bitch i just figured its a photo face you do

me: its a trait inherited from my nana
i hate it
its that or no smile at all

Xenia: jesus sorry i didnt know
i guess thats why it seemed so weird that youd do it all the time

me: well at least you care enough to go over my pictures with a fine tooth comb

Xenia: ???

me: im joking


Xenia: whatever it seemed deliberate and i thought you were not aware i was trying to help guess you can lose your shit about it

me: and why exactly should i take it easy on pursing my lips like that
im not losing my shit, you’re just extremely rude sometimes

Xenia: cause its looks like youre making a pouty face in every picture like 13 year old girls on myspace

me: and now you are being defensive about it

Xenia: well yeah cause i didnt mean any harm

me: yes your intentions are pure

Xenia: yeah they fucking are

me: when cameras are in your face all the fucking time you dont know how to pose your face any more
and being wasted adds to it


Xenia: yeah i understand – i thought you were doing the opposite
anyways sorry ive said anything

me: its a nervous smirk
thats like pointing out my lazy eye

Xenia: well it doesn’t look like a lazy eye or a nervous smirk it looks like a deliberate pouty camera face but you said it wasn’t and so I guess its not then ok

me: ps i dont have a lazy eye
dude why are you so into fighting

Xenia: I’m not sorry PMS!!

me: you see no fault in what you say
its rude

Xenia: uh I get all upset if people think im being a bitch
what’s rude?

me: i do not deliberately set out to do zoolander faces all the time, i have many various and shitty facial expressions in pictures, thank you for pointing one out

Xenia: well i didnt know sorry

me: its ok
im so blogging this tho

Xenia: sure whatever what im saying is that i think youre someone who takes their pictures seriously so then i feel like i can remark on your posing
cause its not like a family snapshot from 1988 and i’m like OH this belt sucks!


me: i will try to be more aware of it in the future just for you
i will think XENIA every time i pose from now on
and now i am going to go thru all of your facebook pictures and find that same smirk
i bet you do it too

Xenia: youre psychotic raymi go ahead

me: i am kidding jesus
you cant nag someone when you are immediately on the defense

Xenia: hah im looking at my pics to see if i do it now CAUSE OF YOUR RAYMI
but my drunk face is half closed eye and exposed gums so consider yourself in luck

me: haha
also i think its cos i am aging so thank you for reminding me

Xenia: how is it cause of aging
how is that possible?

me: your face gets skinnier and the loose flesh is lined
i dunno
i just know it hasn’t always been the prevalent

Xenia: ugh loose flesh
maybe it has to do with being more self conscious

me: no its from losing weight + getting older = deadly combo
then posing with strangers drunk
and being neurotic

Xenia: still better than fatface i think

me: yeah i am fatface all over the place when i grin

Xenia: hence nervous smirk!!

me: inherited pucker
my mom does it too
ps i liked how i looked in that picture

Xenia: i didnt say it was a bad face you just make it alot

me: not any more or less than other dumb faces i pull

Xenia: yes but recognizable for me because of things lik this and
this
etc
etc

me: omg
why are you looking at pictures of little girls/boys?

Xenia: no its ugh miley sirus’s myspace i think

me: those are way more extreme than my pucker

Xenia: i googled myspace pout on google images

me: haha
well thank you for lumping me in with that lot
ive been mugging for pics before myspace even existed and those kids were not even 7 years old


Xenia: what are you talking about how are we onto this didnt we cover this whole thing already?

me: yes we did, we are both reiterating it
anyway now i have something new to be self conscious about thank you
honestly thank you
sorry for pms
yours

Xenia: omg ok YOU WELCOME

me: ha
and thank you for the blog material my trolls will jump all over this opportunity to rip on me more

Xenia: am i telling you to post it?
what planet are you on now
jesus

me: omg
i am saying thank you for the blog material

Xenia: ok “thank you for the blog material my trolls will jump all over this opportunity to rip on me more”
what?

me: and as an aside my loser readers will take the opportunity to use it

Xenia: ok well thats not how it came across

me: i garbled it all in together

Xenia: ok listen i gotta go
bye!

me: byebye


as another aside, i’m pretty sure that i don’t take my pictures seriously, why would i pose with two hats on and beer dribbling down my face if that were the case? i pretty much take nothing seriously.

Xenia: hey ok i just had a cigarette sorry i realized that I don’t know what kind of an answer I was expecting to thta, that is kind of shitty, i guess that I was thinking of it from a photo point of view like ; ‘you take alot of pictures of this one tree’ or something like that, but i shouldnt have said that cause its personal as well and that’s easy to forget when you post so many photos, that theyre photos of you and your expressions are personal

me: ok thank you
re-reading it got me steamed all over again
to be honest
like, you think you get me, people do, but they dont, i really take nothing seriously other than i dunno
nothing
im not like serious posing, im out at a party, people hugging and posing for pictures, its not a thought out thing at all

Xenia: i guess cause youre your own model its easy to critisize and feel that its valid and i feel like the person in the pictures is not the one i’m talking to per se but of the model, you know? so i would make a comment on the picture and not about your behaviour
which is obviously not what you meant – but i forget that
so, sorry, that was dumb!!

me: if i took it seriously im pretty sure i would have like a business model/plan and be posing like paris fucking hilton

Xenia: yeah
sorry I guess I’m an asshole in an asshole mood – please don’t take it personally i was just being knobheaded

me: i haven’t taken it personally i get it

Xenia: i thought i was ‘helping’ or something

me: you’re v black and white about things and sometimes you are blunt without thinking

Xenia: like if i told you you had food stuck between your teeth
yeah i know
sorry bah

me: like i wouldn’t tell you to take it easy on wearing your hair in buns all the time, cos thats a personal thing
and is rude
its none of my business
like how my pictures are none of yer business

Xenia: i know i know sorry


me: but i appreciate the input, u cant insult someone then tell them omg you are losing your shit

Xenia: like i said, i thought i was giving some kind of a constructive critique then i realized i had no right to

me: like of course i am
you insulted me
tho i let you off pretty easy i think

Xenia: yeah i have no sense of tact

me: its ok
one day you will say the wrong thing to someone and you will get a nice lesson heh

Xenia: i have before i just dont think before saying
sometimes its ok but sometimes its really shitty and i feel bad

me: like the time u made fun of that guy’s acne in front of sneaky dees then i blogged about it and it pissed you off cos the next day you sobered up and realised how insanely rude and mean that was
i will add this portion of the convo to my post

HAHAHAHAHHAHA BURN!

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