storytime with aunt raymi

just a little cottage pictures break. i hope you are prepared for one of my shittiest stories ever all the way from grade 8? 7? probably grade 8. yeah right i wrote it yesterday hahaha. anyway, this bona fide piece of crap is called THE HUNTER AND RAINBOW WOMAN!

kids used to pay me a dollar to draw those block letters for them, yes, kids with even shittier more hopeless penmanship than that. i also fancied it up sometimes graffiti style.

evidence this garbage was totally created by me, my old signature.

you know i consider myself super smart on account of the pompous and unnecessary use of capable. i guess it paid off cos they did make me valedictorian.

and here’s our duck with arrow, clearly CAPABLE of flying.

retard, you only brought one special arrow to the forest?

i know i much preferred to use the F word here.

yeah makes total sense.

TO STUFF HIM UP HER VAGINA!

nice hair.

oh god two more pages to go.

does this guy not have a fucking compass or possess any navigational skills whatsoever??

this is the part when whatever quality or effort put into these drawings totally disappears. HAHAHA what the fuck is that a piece of shit with legs?

also, the plot gets a little confusing.

followed by another fantastic drawing.

blah blah blah basically dude runs on ahead like a coward, rainbow slut catches up, the giant woman is making “woomp” noises in close pursuit.

for some reason this guy’s outfit is now brown, i forgot to point that out from the first drawing of him.

rainbow woman’s outfit changes constantly too, hello continuity? i like her slutty lipstick though.

WHAAAT!? remember i warned you about the plot.

total trap alright, so ahead of my time. look how different the hunter looks now, becoming a father turned him square, and what kind of trap did she set, a bear trap? i’m obviously alluding to her seducing him, what a sexist dick i am.