TODAY
i am going somewhere for my very first time ever EVER and if you can guess what this place is you will get a prize. put your guesses in the comments.
my ass isn’t flat in real life, that’s my underwear crampin’ my style.
did you guys see the bob saget roast last nite? it was funny, a little meh, my favourite joke was by that comedian who is always squinting, here it is:
JOHN STAMOS WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER GOES HEY WE HAVE A DRINK NAMED AFTER YOU AND JOHN STAMOS GOES YOU HAVE A DRINK CALLED SECRET FAG?
