be your husband if you be my wife
yesterday i crapped, no lie, about 15 times. it started right after that shawarma and stupid latte. oh and i barfed too. plus side today is a total skinny day. yesterday suuuuuuuucked. in honour of that here are some disgusting photos:
nose volcano when i came in ripped at 2am thursday/friday.
sty from earlier this week plus uni-brow remnants, hot. you can’t really see the sty, this eye is just inflamed and puffier than the other one. gill said i have to throw out my makeup so it doesn’t spread. fuck that!
more uni-brow party and naked eyes.
britt came over last nite and watched be kind rewind with me it is TERRIBLE, i knew this going in but thought maybe everyone was lying. seriously it blew. we ordered chinese food and were at the lcbo when it arrived at the door so we had to peel out to find the dude pacing in the front driveway and i’m all HEEEEEEEEEY SORRYYYYY. he thought it was funny. back to the brew store to get some hair of the dog. then fil came home from the island (bedouin played some party) and we watched the onion movie, i lasted about 2/3 then went to bed still feeling like shit. fil feels like shit today (he’s sick) and i am sick of this grey sky weather. i am going to wear my ninja costume to alicia/joe‘s party i hope fil will come with me.
alright and here is what i think about the lindsay lohan samantha ronson pairing, clearly lilo is being taken advantage of by sam and i know this cos i had a similar relationship when i was 19 wherein i was the lilo/sam of the pair, meaning the boy AND the wallet (plus i was somewhat out of my mind at the time and everyone was taking advantage of that), here we have lilo as wallet and lipstick, sam is the boy and that’s it BUT she makes up for it by making lilo feel safe and pretty and i dunno, pursued. i think lilo is totally being manipulated here and i foresee this ending in a total fucking mess for her and it’s sad. she gets more of the attention and upper-hand in this relationship because of it, whether it be full-on courting or not, doesn’t matter, this is more of an emotionally controlled relationship, chicks know how to play chicks basically, and lilo is totally being played. lilo gets street cred from sam (brother mark ronson duh) and sam gets it-girl paparazzi coverage cred. whatever i’m bored of it already i just wanted to say that it’s going to blow up in lilo’s face when sam goes cuckoo bananas over getting dropped and then the shit will hit the fan, videos, pictures, gossip will surely surface.
love aunt raymi.
