i find you to be hyperly unintelligent
ungh my fucking EYE people! it’s been hurting since yesterday, i thought i blew it out or something from crying my head off sunday nite but i just deduced now that it’s possibly from a bug bite, yeah thanks a lot little fucker you know i rented BEE movie last week and this is the thanks i get for it? yeah thanks a lot seinfeld.
it hurts if i blink too hard or squint or think about it god i’m hideous. it itches and it’s right on the border where i put mascara all over my bottom lid where it meets EYEBALL holy hell is that ever convenient.
UPDATE: it’s a sty! fuck! i also think i’m getting sick. life rules right now!
anyway, here i am taking myself extremely seriously as usual:
jesus, i hope nobody watched that. you can see the massive bruise i have on my right thigh. i am falling apart.
and this was my disgusting lunch, veggie “hamuburger” thing:
me: sigh
Phil: what sigh
i am sick
why you sigh
me: cos of my eye
in the sky very high like a fly
Phil: oh my
me: lets be a poetry couple
thats the poem kip is saying when hes online with lafawnduh
Phil: our skin so supple
me: EWWWWWWWw
and will you look at this sloth?
two words: EXER and CISE.
BURN!
