too early for the rock and roll
*update* WHO WANTS TO BUY THIS GUITAR SIGNED BY ME I AM EXTREMELY FAMOUS YOU COULD FRAME IT, PUT IT IN A SHADOW BOX ON YOUR WALL, MOUNT IT, I DON’T CARE! highest bidder gets it.
the rest are on flickr. right off the bat a chunk of someone’s guitar flew into my right knee, i was nervous i would be hit by flying guitar debris, and then it happened, and then on my last smash i smashed my right foot. it hurt. i got to keep my guitar. mine wasn’t as destroyed as other people’s, i’m kinda wimpy. lots of canadian celebs were there smashing guitars too, i don’t know any of their names. nhl players too. my hangover should kick in around 2 o’clock. tiffany chose all of her friends to fill up the rest of the 30 guitar smashing spots, it felt like high school sitting at our tables eating our buffet, i didn’t really talk to anyone cos i’m a shy guy also i didn’t wash my face or re-apply make-up so i felt like a disgusting greasy piece of shit rockin’ last nite’s face, i wanted to wear my sunglasses but we had to wear these dorky goggles.
oh the internet has decided to work again i’ll throw the rest up here now in a sec k brb don’t go anywhere you guys!
this plus 2 cups of coffee, i am not a breakfast eater, well i am, but i typically don’t eat til the afternoon, anyway i needed this.
being up early in a rock restaurant blaring jams when you are still annihilated from the nite before is an interesting experience.
ooh ooh behind darrin is an nhl dude, phone guy and i think the grey hoodie guy too, they sat beside us and were very, cliquey. i should have said something, hey i don’t know your name but i know you play or played in the nhl, how insulted are you right now on a scale of 1 to 10 can you sign my guitar?
free t-shirt.
i think it took 4 tries to bust it in half it hurt my hands to grip the neck, i held back, the wires were the first thing to pop out.
also, i was the only moron to continue wearing the goggles w/o realizing everyone else took theirs off.
thank you cid.
ungh my brain.
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hey raymi
<-- farker here. Loved the blog, very interesting. And it is a penis, much like a lot of farkers who are dicks. They wouldn’t know a pretty woman if one fell down the stairs and ended up in the basement where most farkers live. Keep doing your thing.
-D
