ew
someone farted outside and i can smell it from here it so just wafted up onto the balcony through the screen door and INTO MY NOSE!
here’s alicia‘s pix from last nite that seemed way more amazing when i looked at them through beer goggles OMG YOU MUST EMAIL ME THESE I LOOK SOOOO GOOD THAT IS PROBABLY THE BEST PICTURE EVER TAKEN OF ME EVER.
and as a bonus i can’t even shower, the water isn’t going to be back on til after 2.
i like how you are all probably still picturing me sitting in a fart cloud even though that happened an hour ago and this is just a blog update within a post man i am retarded right now i am banning myself from the internet for the next forEVER.
