postsecret o’clock
wow, i hate you.
that’s rough.
you are such a piece of shit, that’s animal abuse, you don’t deserve to have a dog. it’s bad enough when parents let their children overeat, but to overfeed a pet that doesn’t have the ability to stop itself, that’s cruel and unforgivable.
ewwwwww i’m trying really heard picturing someone who looks like a porn star doing this but i have a feeling you look like a fat sweaty clammy cow, hence the jogging.
as you should be, let them duke it out on their own, live your life buddy.
i told fil that i whisper this into cid’s ear all the time HAHAHAHAha he was not pleased.
i brought a huge red dildo to the UK when i was 17 and the last week of the trip i started getting wicked paranoid over it so i threw it in a garbage can in rayne’s park wimbledon. i always wonder if some hobo found it and what the look on their face was.
it’s hard to see yourself as skinny if you were ever big and lost the weight, shitty, you go through life feeling like a whale and inevitably put the weight back on then look at old pics of yourself when you were thin and feel shitty all over again like fuck why didn’t/couldn’t i enjoy that body when i had it!?!?
awwwwwwwwwwwwww that makes me feel so sad. i bet i would likely do the same.
good, finally someone who is rightfully told off doesn’t flip it around and project it back onto the person doing the telling off, why the fuck can some people just not take the truth? if you’r a dick and i tell you HEY YOU’RE A DICK why do you turn it into a much larger thing about me and MY problems? i mean, i thought we were talking about how much of a dick you are and i’m trying to help you change.
don’t bother, it will be so underwhelming when you meet again in ten years. i got in contact with my fave high school teacher over email recently and was so pumped that we would have all these long email exchanges, dude can barely string a 5 word sentence together. i know in real life he’s rad but internet-him, snore. i hope he doesn’t read my blog!
i forger why i saved this one to make fun of.
FIL I KNOW YOU SENT THIS ONE IN ABOUT ME YOU ASSHOLE!
yeah well it made ME feel fat and lazy and drunk.
dear god, please strike this person by lightning cos they are too moronic for this world. THAT “DUDE” ISN’T A DUDE, SHE HAS FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
sorry this postsecret was a little uninspired, i need to start taking notes about each card i save when i save it. here’s all the other post secret posts i ever did:
oh and guess what! i just found out i’m having my book published by a real publisher, a chapbook version of it, which means i will also publish it on cafepress afterward in entirety.
